(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/MFT3K/Records of Bell/hostsegment2
{Open: SkullB and Bluebry leaning over the counter, talking to each other}
BLUEBRY: I'm telling you, Double Windsor all the way!
NOXIGAR: Double Rainbow sucks
SKULLB: That takes too long. Half Windsors balance the need for spped
NOXIGAR: speed
and ease of use with professional--
{Chwoka walks in, pushing a cart with a blanket over it, obviously hiding something under it.}
CHWOKA: Hey guys.
SKULLB: Oh, hey Chwoka. Whatcha got there?
CHWOKA: Well, most episodes of Records of Bell are spur-of-the-moment filler, right?
BLUEBRY: Stop beating around the bush, Chwoka! What's in there?!
CHWOKA: Ladies and gentlemen...
SKULLB: Is it a boot? Those have spurs-
{Chwoka takes the blanket off the item, revealing the Wheel of Plot, a multicolored disc sideways on a stand, with a pointer at the top.}
CHWOKA: ...the Wheel of Plot!
BLUEBRY: Where did you find the time to build thi
NOXIGAR: this
SKULLB: Amazing! How does it work?
CHWOKA: Well, it's a wooden disk with a hole in it and a little metal rod in the hole, but that's not important right now.
BLUEBRY: I think he's asking how to operate it.
CHWOKA: Well, each orange space is a noun, each green space is a verb, and each blue space is an adjective. For every color you get, you pull out a card from one of the three decks.
SKULLB: Sounds simple!
{Chwoka puts the decks and the wheel on the desk}
BLUEBRY: Let's play!
SKULLB: Let me spin first!
{SkullB spins the wheel. It lands on a blue space.}
SKULLB: Alright, let's see...
{SkullB takes a blue card.}
SKULLB: ... "Fiery"? This looks grim.
BLUEBRY: My turn!
{Bluebry spins the wheel and it lands on an orange space}
BLUEBRY: Oh and... um... there's just one orange card {picks card up} and all it says is "Japan."
{Chwoka spins the wheel and it lands on a green space.}
CHWOKA: Alright, let's see which one we get {reads card} aaaaaaaaaand it's "Fight".
SKULLB: ... Well!
NOXIGAR: You know, I think I'd enjoy Wheel of Plot better if it weren't all references to Bell's alleged "Japanophelia". But, is this really the best they can do?