RiffText/MFT3K/1-Up Emails/chibilichicommandos

1-UP EMAIL 53!

1-Up is emailed about a show that existed in 20X5.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Zengar, Silura, Guntoshi, Firumon

SKUB: Oh, this is already looking up

Transcript

{1-Up walks out of the Kitchen and sits down on the stool}

SKUB: "Oh, no, my new shirt!!"

NOXIGAR: Oh, I wish there was context to justify this riff.

1-UP: Email to the up and Email to the down.

Yo 1-Up!
Yo! Ever watch the Chibilichi Commandos?

BLUEBRY: i ca-i can't pronounce that

What's your favorite episode?
What if you somehow brought the Chibilichi
Commandos into real life?
-Sayo-Sham-Sam

1-UP: {typing} Hmm... Bringing the Chibi Commandos coming to life.

SKUB: Finally, I can date an anime

NOXIGAR: I wish I had any dating experience whatsoever, so I could tell you about a time where I dated an anime.
NOXIGAR: Too bad.

Hey! Aren't they the little guys that are the sons of the great Cheat Commandos that ruled Kid's Televisions in 2005.

BLUEBRY: "Well are they or not."

I think I met those guys once.

{Cuts to the 20X6 Field in the year 20X5½. The Chibilichi Commandos are standing there}

ZENGAR: Oh Sensei Guntoshi,

BLUEBRY: i am groaning so hard right now that people around me are beginning to stare
SKUB: MASUTAAA

we've discovered Dark Sapphire Laser some miles away!

{Zengar accidentally shoots lasers out of his cannons at the sky}

SKUB: Does Gengar know Water Cannon? It's been so long since I've played Pokemon that I forgot.

NOXIGAR: It doesn't. A quick glance of Gengar's page on Smogon is mighty convenient if you forget its movepool.

SILURA: How can we stop him?

BLUEBRY: diplomacy

GUNTOSHI: We'll fight him, of course!

{Guntoshi, Zengar, and Silura run to Dark Sapphire Laser, who is a tall The Cheat with a bloodshot eye and a mechanical eye, black hair, a long black tail with a little lightning bolt attached to the end, a blue suit, and is holding a beam saber}

SKUB: Is this one of those new Pokemon?

NOXIGAR: Nope!

DARK SAPPHIRE LASER: I will exterminate you!

BLUEBRY: i hope he does {takes a loud sip of his soda}

NOXIGAR: Sip's too loud, F--

{Suddenly, Firumon jumps to the scene and shoots fire at Dark Sapphire Laser. Dark Sapphire Laser runs away}

GUNTOSHI: Well done, Firumon!

{Firumon has little white mushrooms hovering over his head in delight}

BLUEBRY: Help, I'm having an aneurysm.
SKUB: I've heard of foot fungus, but...

NOXIGAR: Your riffs give me an aneurysm every time, but I'm not complaining. All I need is a little Ibuprofen and Pepsi. Except I hardly purchase Pepsi nowadays.

GUNTOSHI: But,

BLUEBRY: bbBut,

We don't like your name.

{Firumon now has a stream of tears streaming from his eyes, which are more beady than usual. Cut to a 20X6 background with Ree}

SKUB: Hey, Mr. Donut Man! Who's trying to kill you? "I don't know, but they'd better not!" REE REE REE REE
BLUBERY: boo

NOXIGAR: I made the same sound effect.
NOXIGAR: Okay, I slightly forgive you guys. Since, y'know, you're starting to be funnier in this particular riff session.

REE: Oh Guntoshi, I want to be a Chibilichi Commando like you!

GUNTOSHI: No way, Ree, you have no tail!

{Suddenly, Ree sprouts angelic wings from his body, which warp around his body. Then the wings reveal an angelic Ree who is more human than Cheat, has long white hair, thin black eyes, and white clothes. He has transformed into Ryue}

SKUB: I CAN'T DO RECORDS OF BELL AGAIN
{Skub cries tears of sadness and also entire steaks.}

NOXIGAR: I can. I can also tell you this is worse than anything Im a bell could do, at least as far as being unintentionally bad is concerned.

RYUE: You have rejected me for the last time. And now, you will pay.

BLUEBRY: i have no idea what's going on

{Cuts back to 1-Up and the Lappy}

1-UP: Yeah. That was a good episode.

SKUB: I beg to differ!

But, My favouritest episode would have to be when they enter the artificial planet fortress of Dark Sapphire Laser's huge master, Doom Cannon, or Picori

BLUEBRY: one picori and rum please

with a shrink ray, or something like that.

{Cuts to a metal planet. We zoom in on the fortress to see the shrunken Guntoshi, Zengar, Silura, Firumon, and 20X5½ Ripberger

SKUB: RIPPUBAAGAAAAAA

NOXIGAR: PARKIES

are running}

GUNTOSHI: We have to find Doom Cannon and stop him, or the end of the world will come!

{Cut to the Chibilichi Commandos facing Doom Cannon, the future Black Laser,

SKUB: Black Laser, starring Isaac Hayes

who looks like he is on a huge robot body}

DOOM CANNON: This is your end!

ALL THE CHIBILICHI COMMANDOS: Not if we can help it!

{With this, the Chibilichi Commandos rapid fire at Doom Cannon until he explodes}

DOOM CANNON: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

SKUB: I'M EXPLODING, GUYS!!

{Cuts back to 1-Up at the Lappy}

1-UP: {typing} Well, the fun of the Chibilichi Commandos lasted until Stinkoman 20X6 came along. {sighs} I don't have to bring the Chibilichi Commandos to life. Because they are real Chibis. They are currently in Hollywood. You may not know it. But,

BLUEBRY: But,

Their show was real too. {Sighs} They never solved that mystery. In the episode before the last episode, They promised they'd continue this mystery in the next series. But,

BLUEBRY: But,

They stopped the series on the next episode. So, The mystery was never solved. The Chibilichi Commandos are currently in Hollywood and are ready to move on. Soon they will be seperating and starting their own TV shows. Guntoshi is leaving Hollywood and starting a new show called "Chibilichi Commandos 20X6!" They stopped the 20X5 stuff and got ready to face that nobody likes Commandos anymore. So, They are starting a show in space, on the moooooooooon. As for the rest, Ree/Ryue started a show called Stu-Pi-Doh about them destroying bad guys using monsters inside cards. Firumon joined Digimon and became the hardest Digimon to beat. Dark Sapphire Laser is still trying to take over the universe... But, They fail each time.

SKUB: "Skub was admitted to the psychiatric ward at Whining Heart Hospital. He is still recovering from his trauma and going under intense electroshock therapy."

NOXIGAR: I'm sorry, Skullbuggy.

{Cuts to Guntoshi running away for a Dark Sapphire Laser Cyborg}

GUNTOSHI: {cries} Why did I agree to sell my Super Powers to Ree for a Chocolate Cake and a Cold One?

SKUB: "I could have easily pawned them off for a Dreamcast!"

NOXIGAR: Why get a Dreamcast when he can get a Pee-Ess-Triple?

DARK SAPPHIRE LASER: Mwuhahahahahahaha!

{Cuts back to 1-Up at the Lappy. He clears the screen}

1-UP: {typing} Maybe, I could go back in time and tell Gunhaver what will happen to the Chibilichi Commandos in the future. Oh, wait. The future is pretty much put on Tvs in 2005 anyway. So, Everybody should know what is going on in 2005. Gunhaver is propably watching my email show now.

BLUEBRY: only we are and we didn't really want to in the first place

Gunhaver, If you are watching this,

SKUB: "Please let me see my Wife an Kid's one more time before I die"

Please time travel in your next email.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the words "watching my email show" to see Gunhaver watching the 1-Up email on the Screen.

Transcript

GUNHAVER: 1-Up. Why haven't you gone on an adventure yet? Your meant to save Marzichan on this email! {sighs} Nevermind. Firebert should come up with a better Commando name.

SKUB: "And I have a gun!"