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KickCheat E-mail #1
The first e-mail!
LIGHTNING GUY: You made it to the first! How exciting!
Homestar asks KickCheat if he is a The Cheat.
Cast (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner (easter egg)
Places: The Computer room, Homestar's house (easter egg)
Computer: Kickix 500
Lines: 21
Script
KICKCHEAT: {Clicks on e-mail while talking} Checking the e-mail on this rectangle.
LIGHTNING GUY: Computers are generally rectangular, yes. They can also be as square as you sometimes.
Dear KickCheat,
From Homestar Runner
Are you a The Cheat?
KICKCHEAT: {sarcasticly} Oh this is a good first e-mail!
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh this is a good lack of spell check!
KICKCHEAT: (shouts while typing} Yes I am moron! What are you then? A marshmallow?
LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, what?
{cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by KickCheat's stool}
LIGHTNING GUY: Is someone gonna clean that up?
KICKCHEAT: {surprised} Oh! Hi guys.
STRONG BAD: Talking about that marshmallow freak eh?
LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, we're talking about Homestar, right?
KICKCHEAT: {sarcasticly}
LIGHTNING GUY: sigh
Yeah!
STRONG BAD: Homestar is a marshmallow!
LIGHTNING GUY: What the crap is going on?
KICKCHEAT: {questionly}
LIGHTNING GUY: groan
Really?
STRONG BAD: Really.
THE CHEAT: {Makes some The Cheat noises}
LIGHTNING GUY: Do these The Cheat noises come with a drink?
KICKCHEAT: {questionly}
LIGHTNING GUY: You really know nothing about adverbs, do you?
Marshmallow roast? {excited} Good idea!
STRONG BAD: And while we're at it. We will buy some cold ones!
LIGHTNING GUY: And while I'm at it. I will talk like a broken robot.
KICKCHEAT: {excited} We can have a camp fire!
THE CHEAT: {Makes some The Cheat noises}
LIGHTNING GUY: We can roast those too!
KICKCHEAT: We'll go after I finish this crappy e-mail.
LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, this dude was going all giddy over a camp fire two seconds ago.
STRONG BAD: Okay!
{KickCheat faces the camera}
KICKCHEAT: Until next time. Don't send me crap!
LIGHTNING GUY: I like-a to say "holy crap".
{KickCheat, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk out of the computer room and the paper comes down saying "Click here to e-mail KickCheat at [email protected]}
Easter eggs
- Click on the internet logo to see the campfire at Homestar's house.
Script
{cut to Strong Bad, KickCheat and The Cheat having a roast in Homestar's House}
KICKCHEAT: This is one good roast!
LIGHTNING GUY: The action never stops.
STRONG BAD: {shouts} Hey waiter! We want more marshmallows!
{Homestar walks in with a bowl of marshmallows}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: More marshmallows! Why didn't you want to eat me?
LIGHTNING GUY: Hey, maybe they finally found out he wasn't actually a marsh-
KICKCHEAT: Because you failed the butt IQ test!
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh nevermind.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhhhhh! Right, right!
Inside References
- Homestar has a ugly butt as shown in the Strong Bad E-mail "Butt IQ".
LIGHTNING GUY: Because everything Strong Bad says is automatically true.
- Strong Bad steals Homestar's credit card number in The Strong Bad E-mail "Credit Card".
- KickCheat refering Homestar as a marshmallow due to Homestar loving marshmallows.
LIGHTNING GUY: OH GOD MY BRAIN IT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE
