RiffText/Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/11

Summary

Aruseus and Garzel get bored and try to do something to get themselves more screentime.

LIGHTNING GUY: When I'm bored, I play a video game.

{Aruseus is in his living room. Garzel enters the room.}

ARUSEUS: Hey, Garzel. Mind if we get pizza tonight?

GARZEL: Yeah, whatever gets us more screentime. I mean, these toons are short as it is.

LIGHTNING GUY: Is there something wrong with that?

ARUSEUS: The lengths actually vary.

GARZEL: Don't tell me how to run an episode, you!

LIGHTNING GUY: He prizes his opinions more than his car.

ARUSEUS: Let's watch TLA,

LIGHTNING GUY: No thanks.

then subject Tom to numerous Pokexperiments under orders from Lucas Aura.

GARZEL: Uh... ok. Why Tom, though? Can't we get Foxx or Fang to be experimented?

ARUSEUS: Foxx is already demented,

LIGHTNING GUY: Coming from someone about to perform "Pokexperiments".

and Fang got demoted to filler character

LIGHTNING GUY: He thinks anyone who isn't him is a filler character.

last time I checked.

GARZEL: Do you even have proof that Fang is a filler character?

ARUSEUS: He's not featured in anything cool.

GARZEL: Nevermind. He's not featured in even anything uncool.

LIGHTNING GUY: Case in point: this show.

Not too much a fan of TLA anyway.

LIGHTNING GUY: That automatically makes him a terrible person.

Can we please change the channel to something better?

ARUSEUS: Okay, I'm gonna go bag Tom.

LIGHTNING GUY: That sounds so wrong, he doesn't even know.

{Aruseus walks offscreen}

HOMESTAR TIGER: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm turning into a squirrel!

LIGHTNING GUY: "Doctor? Shoot, I'm in the wrong building."

{Silence for 10 seconds}

HOMESTAR TIGER: It's so dang quiet.

LIGHTNING GUY: Then turn on the radio, you ungrateful little brat.

GARZEL: No doctor's here.

HOMESTAR TIGER: I hate episode 8.

LIGHTNING GUY: I hate episode 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and maybe even 12.