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{cut to a black screen. the words "Epilogue: Tracy" appear, and fade away after five seconds.

ERIC: marked with high precision with a Swiss stopwatch.

Cut to MB's house, in Japan.

ERIC: JAPAN!

there is a burn mark in the carpet. Sarah's shirt is laying on the ground,

ERIC: Ooh.

on fire.

ERIC: Aww...

Bell and Tracy are lying on the ground, severely injured}

TRACY: Ughhh...

IM A BELL: T-Tracy...

TRACY: ...What?

IM A BELL: C-come over here...

ERIC: Why don't you have a seat, right over here...

{Tracy crawls over to Bell}

TRACY: Y-yes?

IM A BELL: T-Tracy... My son... My ONLY son... I-I want to give you my body...

ERIC: I hope this is not what I think it is.

TRACY: W-what?

ERIC: I-It's r-really s-shaky i-in h-here!

IM A BELL: I want to fuse m-my body with yours... I-it will make you stronger than even I...

TRACY: ...Okay.

ERIC: Why did you cut him off mid-sentence? That's rude!

IM A BELL: E-excellent... Grab my hand, T-Tracy.

TRACY: ...Yes, Bell. {grabs Bell's hand}

{Bell starts glowing. Soon, Tracy is, too}

ERIC: Radioactive handshake, YEEEAAAHH!

IM A BELL: I-I love you, son...

TRACY: And I love you, father.

ERIC: In the director's cut version, cue to a french kiss.

IM A BELL: HnnnghhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! {glows even more, disappears, leaving his shirt}

{cut to a void similar to that in the scene in the old Transformers movie where Galvatron is created.

ERIC: We just can't be original, have this youtube video!

Tracy appears there. He is transformed into a different being in the same way Galvatron and his minions were created in that scene.

ERIC: I'm surprised they didn't link it again.

When Tracy is reformatted, his hair disappears, he obtains a goatee, his hands become tentacles like Bell's, he grows wings, and he becomes taller. The sleeves on his trenchcoat become long sleeves instead of short sleeves,

ERIC: New BioSkin clothes: Clothes that adjust themselves to genetic mutations automatically! Radioactive protection sold separatedly.

and a katana appears in his hand}

BELL'S VOICE: Arise... UNHOLY TRACY!

ERIC: Wah! A ghost!

{cut back to MB's living room. Unholy Tracy is standing beside Bell's soul}

UNHOLY TRACY: Father, I will never forget you, and all of my battles

ERIC: You spelled "battles"-- ...right! Congratulations!

with be for you.

IM A BELL: Hehehe. Okay, son.

ERIC: Hahahaha I just died that is so funny.

UNHOLY TRACY:{nodes, runs out the door}

IM A BELL: Goodbye, son.

ERIC: He already left, sorry.

{disappears}

{cut to a farm in Texas. A sign hanging there reads "Bush Ranch". UT runs in.

ERIC: Hey there Unreal Tournament.

A few seconds later, the ranch explodes, flinging UT out of it}

UNHOLY TRACY: Woooaaaahh!

{Cut back to MB's house.

ERIC: What was the meaning of the last scene? Something symbolic? Deep.

UT breaks open the door. Mature Bling is there, staring at the shirts laying on the ground and at the burn mark on the carpet}

MATURE BLING: AAH! OH GOD!

ERIC: IT'S A BRASS ROUNDED CONE WITH A BAD GOATEE!

{pulls out a gun, shoots UT in the head} Ah! T-Tracy, it's just you.

ERIC: Sorry for trying to kill you, man.

Wh-what HAPPENED here?!

UNHOLY TRACY: Well, as you can probably guess,

ERIC: I doubt so.

Bell and Sarah are dead.

MATURE BLING: WHAT?!!!

ERIC: Told you.

UNHOLY TRACY: Yes...

MATURE BLING: Say, y-you seem different...

UNHOLY TRACY: I am. I have been infused with what remained of Bell. I am no long

ERIC: No long?

Tracy, nor am I Bell. I am Unholy Tracy.

ERIC: You see, I'm not Tracy, I'm Tracy. Except now I'm Unholy. It's... my new first name. Stop laughing.

MATURE BLING: ...I see...

UNHOLY TRACY: I'm sorry, Bling, but I couldn't stop him... None of us could.

MATURE BLING: Couldn't stop WHO?!

UNHOLY TRACY: It's hard to explain.

ERIC: But I will anyways.

You see...

{cut to a while later}

ERIC: With no indication of so, fusing the last line with the next line. Think about it, it's hilarious.

UNHOLY TRACY: ...And then I became Unholy Tracy.

MATURE BLING: ...Hmm...

UNHOLY TRACY: Well, goodbye, Bling. I hope to see you again, but it isn't likely that I will.

MATURE BLING: O-okay...

UNHOLY TRACY: Ciao! {warps off}

ERIC: "Ciao" sounds so out-of-placely cheerful.

{cut to Unholy Tracy at Malifact & Malifact}

UNHOLY TRACY: So, do I get the job?

ERIC: Because, you know, this is totally not a sudden change of pace.

CHAOS: Sure. Three of our workers just disappeared. Bell, Tracy, and Sarah. You heard of them?

ERIC: These strangers whose relations to you are unknown to me have disappeared. EVER HEARD OF THEM?!

UNHOLY TRACY: Hmm, yes, I believe I have. I think they all died.

CHAOS:{gasps} WHAT?

UNHOLY TRACY: You must have been a friend of theirs. I am truly sorry, sir.

ERIC: Sir, do I even know you?

CHAOS: Do not be sorry. It's not your fault.

UNHOLY TRACY:{thinking} Oh, but it IS my fault, Chaos. It was all my fault. Bell created that monster, and he and Tracy could not stop him. {speaking} You know what? I don't need a job. Goodbye. {walks off}

ERIC: It's like The Attack of Nonsense 3 all over again.

END OF CHAPTER

ERIC: That's it, I'm having a migraine