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RiffText/AruseusEmails/summer2
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Wolf, Ryan Bluefox, Good Deal Dan
Places: Computer Room, Beach, The Boardwalk, South Arcade
Computer: E-Mach 1000
Date: June 22nd, 2008
Transcript
ARUSEUS: ARUSEUS CHECKS EMAIL WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC.
{Namine plays "Cult of Personality" throughout the entire riff.}
{Aruseus clicks the email icon}
subject: shcool is goneBooyah Aruseus,
THAT'S RIGHT G! Summa's here, brotha. Are ya'll excited that
school's ova?-dj keathen denmark/norway
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, yeah. Who wouldn't be excited about the time they let all of the kids out of prison? In fact, due to graduation, I got let out early. {stops typing} And now for some obligatory Homestar references.
NAMINE: This email show is, in of itself, an obligatory Homestar reference. Or, more appropriately, an homage.
TOM: {offscreen} We don't need those anymore.
ARUSEUS: Really?! YES! I'm free from that prison they call the HRFWiki!
NAMINE: I know your anger, I know your dreams. And they shall be crushed.
Hello, new world!
{Cut to Aruseus at a beach with Wolf}
ARUSEUS: Isn't this great?! No more 1.6.
WOLF: I can finally get away from that big annoying white guy.
ARUSEUS: HEY!
NAMINE: Legendary Pokemon can't be Anglo-Saxon. There's no Anglo-Saxon Pokemon in the PokeDex. I had Noxigar check at least five times before we riffed Arceus Emails just to be sure.
WOLF: I mean Homestar. He really bugged me.
ARUSEUS: Oh. Well, anyways, whaddya wanna do?
WOLF: Why don't we revisit email 51 and go back to that boardwalk place?
NAMINE: That's an absurdly elaborate way of saying "Let's play Monopoly."
ARUSEUS: Ok!
{Cut to The Boardwalk, Ryan and Good Deal Dan are leaning over a fence}
RYAN: So...what now?
DAN: I say we hit the arcades next.
RYAN: Which one? Pavilion or South?
DAN: South. Let's go crane-crazy again.
ARUSEUS: Hey there, Guys and Dolls!
RYAN: Ignoring that obligatory reference...Hey.
WOLF: So what are you guys doing?
RYAN: We're about to head to the South Arcade. Wanna come?
WOLF: Ok.
ARUSEUS: Wolf, we have no money.
WOLF: I have money. We'll split a 20.
ARUSEUS: Ok. Ten dollars each.
NAMINE: That is what splitting a 20 is. You didn't need to say that!
{Cut to the South Arcade, Wolf and Aruseus are playing Guitar Hero while Ryan and Dan are playing the crane games}
DAN: Almost there...SWEET!
RYAN: What'd you get?
DAN: Well, I got Mario, Wario, and Patrick Star!
RYAN: I got a Charmander and DK.
DAN: Hm...this gives me an idea.
RYAN: Oh, this should be good.
{The Paper}
NAMINE: So... that's it? They go to an arcade? I guess that's a start to Arceus' long-awaited summer vacation arc.
Easter Eggs
- Click on Mario to make a piece of paper appear. Written on it is "xM9BRXlJ5l0"
Fun Facts
- "xM9BRXlJ5l0" is the end of the URL to a video by Good Deal Dan.
