RiffText/AruseusEmails/snaps

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Various SSBB Characters

Places: Aruseus' Room, Various Stages

Computer: None

Date: June 8th, 2008

Transcript

{Cut to Aruseus' room.}

ARUSEUS: {offscreen} Hey! It's been three montsh since my last not-quite, and in this nifty lil' one, I'll show you some SSBB snapshots. Lemme turn on this projector...

NAMINE: Honestly, I'd rather have the boring emails that have unfunny jokes and non-punchlines than whatever he's trying to do right now.

{A projector screen appears}

ARUSEUS: Jeez, Wolf! What'd you eat?

ARUSEUS: Yeah, I'd watch out too.

NAMINE: They're just characters hanging off a cliff. Did Arceus get high before doing this?

ARUSEUS: Heh, bouncing on Lucario's head...

ARUSEUS: {Imitating Fox} BELLY FLOP!

NAMINE: That's not Crash Bandicoot, therefore the joke is trash.

ARUSEUS: He really ate some curry, but...I think it looks like he's singing from the heart. Aww...

ARUSEUS: This has been done by millions of people...

ARUSEUS: Aww...Nintendo decided to pull of the "cheesy spin-off of something where the main characters are melon-headed babies" move and create...SUPER SMASH KIDS!

NAMINE: Or some idiot not related to Nintendo at all made a machinima, you took a snapshot from it, and it turned out as tedious as the premise sounds.

{The projector shuts off}

ARUSEUS: Ok, that's it.

NAMINE: Thank you.