RiffText/AruseusEmails/shoe

Aruseus receives a head-exploding email.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Foxx, Kooky, Strong Bad, The Cheat

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Badia

NAMINE: I'm excited to see how Aruseus uses his uniqueness to bring mythos to Strong Badia!

Computer: Intell 600

Date: Febuary 5th, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: It is a sad, sad day for email checkers worldwide, one of them has lost his computer. But now, that email checker RETURNS!

NAMINE: This opener could've been scrapped, honestly. Maybe a "Hey, thought this was over? Too bad, Zippy, because I got a new computer courtesy of Tom paying for it at Best Buy!"

{Aruseus places the Intell 600, a blue-colored Lappy on the desk}

ARUSEUS: It's the Intell 600!

NAMINE: Intell 600... so like a Pentium but more futuristic? Okay. I can totally buy that.

Let's see if it can check emails. {types run_arumail.exe}

subject: shoe

Dear Aruseus,
Why is a shoe?

- Derp

NAMINE: Uh, was Reddit around in 2007, or was South Park just so immensely popular that "Derp" was more commonly used?

ARUSEUS: {typing} Aren't you gonna finish that, Derpula? If you don't want to, I will. {clears screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Why is a shoe...blue? Why is a shoe a foot item? I got it! Why is a shoe a shoe! {leaves}

NAMINE: {typing} Why was that last question not a question at all?

{Cut to the Field, Foxx is there with Kooky, Aruseus walks in}

KOOKY: Aw, great. It's you.

ARUSEUS: Why is a shoe a shoe?

FOXX: Is that a trick question?

ARUSEUS: No.

FOXX: Oh. Umm...a shoe is a shoe because...because...AHH! {head explodes}

ARUSEUS: Holy carp!

NAMINE: KARP KARP MAGIKARP

KOOKY: Whoa.

{Aruseus walks off, Cut to Strongbadia}

STRONG BAD: Hey there, shag rug!

{Namine vomits.}
NAMINE: Sometimes I wish Noxigar didn't know so much about British slang...

ARUSEUS: Ignoring that. The Cheat, why is a shoe a shoe?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

ARUSEUS: No it is not a trick question.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, head explodes}

STRONG BAD: HEY! Only I can torture The Cheat!

ARUSEUS: Uh...that happened someone else.

STRONG BAD: Who?

ARUSEUS: Foxx.

STRONG BAD: Oh. That's alright. That red pest has been invading Strongbadia too long!

NAMINE: Exactly... how hard is it to invade Strongbadia?

ARUSEUS: Riiight. {walks off}

{Cut back to Intell}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So that's why a shoe is a shoe, Derpie Dan. It's a shoe because-

{Aruseus' head explodes and he falls off the chair. The Paper comes down}

NAMINE: Was 2007 the year of head explosions? I forget, to be honest.

Easter Eggs

• Click on Aruseus when he says "holy carp" to see a carp with wings and a halo.

Fun Facts

• Yet again, another instance of carp/crap.

NAMINE: KARP KARP MAGIKARP