RiffText/AruseusEmails/puppetshow

Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen

Date: May 16, 2007

Computer: A-tech 950

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Meka-leka-hi, meka-email-me!

NAMINE: Meccha-leccha-no, meccha-leccha-hell no

Hello Aruseus. You have 1 email.

ARUSEUS: Ok. Bring it up.

subject: puppet shaow

What's up, Aruman?
I was thinking about doing another
puppet show with you, and was wondering
if you had any ideas for it.
Call back,

Zippy

ARUSEUS: {typing} Zippy! I haven't heard from you in ages! Anyways, a puppet show? Oooh...I can't think of any ideas.

NAMINE: I know! You could reference Jeff Dunham since he's no longer considered funny in 2007!

With Aruseus being a complete moron, I will give you an idea.

ARUSEUS: Maybe...HEY! Uh-uh-uh-no, Stan. I do the checking.

NAMINE: But you just admitted to not having an idea. Don't tell me you pull another stupid thing from your sphincter.

You stink.

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Zippy, I think it should be a sequel to Hazardesque! I remember that...cuz I'm Hazardesque Deuce! {fanfare}

NAMINE: Because Dangeresque is copyrighted

Sorry. That was me.

NAMINE: You are forgiven for giving Arceus fanfare when it wasn't warranted at all. Mostly because I tend to easily forgive dumbasses.

ARUSEUS: Meh! Well, anyways, time to think of stuff! But first...time to make some PIE! {runs out}

Idiot...

{cut to TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is staring at a microwave}

ARUSEUS: Any minute now...

{Strong Bad walks in}

NAMINE: {singing} And I look at him. And he looks at me. And I look at him. And he looks at me. And I look at hiiiiiiiim.

STRONG BAD: Aruseus! Do you know where Tom is?

ARUSEUS: Well...I-

STRONG BAD: AAAH! You trying to either A: poison us, or B: blow us freakin' sky high!?

ARUSEUS: Uh...mostly B...

NAMINE: "...enadryl..."

STRONG BAD: Ooh! Is that pie?

ARUSEUS: Yeah.

STRONG BAD: Can I have some?

ARUSEUS: Sure! Just two more sec-

NAMINE: Give me a drink, Bartender

{The microwave door blows open, and pie splats all over Aruseus and Strong Bad}

ARUSEUS: Tom is going to kill me...

{Cut back to A-Tech, Aruseus is still covered in pie}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Zippy, I got it. "Hazardesque 2: The Exploding Pie!" Hazardesque Deuce has been knocked out by a rigged pie. Can Hazardesque beat Perducci, Too? and Destroyingyouman by himself???

Click here to email Aruseus.

Easter Eggs

• Click on Hazardeque 2 to see a poster for it, with an exploded pie. It says:

HAZARDESQUE 2: THE EXPLODING PIE!

COMING SOMETIME!

Fun Facts

NAMINE: No fun facts? How typical.