RiffText/AruseusEmails/plates

Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Tom, Coach Z, Fang, The Cheat

Places: Computer Room, Dressing Room

Date: May 24, 2007

Computer: A-tech 950

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {rapping} A to the R to the U to the Seus and the E to M to the A to the I-L.

Hello Aruseus. You have 2 new emails.

ARUSEUS: Ooh! This should be fun!

NAMINE: 2 is less than 3.

Subject:Cross

Dear Yellow dude,
Why do you have crosses on your back
Are they some sort of super powers!??!
If so.. SHOW ME OR ELSE!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
-Crissity-Crossity

{Aruseus says "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" as "g-r-r-r-r-r-r-r I'm not even gonna continue}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Um...remember email 24? The one where I died, but not really? My crosses are made of some high-quality and strong metal stuffs capable of digging through caskets and crap.

{Aruseus gets up}

ARUSEUS: Also, I got this nifty little thing with them. It involves these plate thingies.

{Aruseus takes out a red block and holds it up. Suddenly the block starts glowing and Aruseus' ring changes from yellow to red, and all of the dark grey parts change to a dark red color}

ARUSEUS: Yay! Now I'm all fiery and crap!

NAMINE: This is actually a fun way of parodying Arceus' ability, Multitype.

{Aruseus reverts to normal}

ARUSEUS: I also have this...

{Aruseus takes out a sky blue plate and holds it up. It glows and his ring changes sky blue, the dark grey parts turn periwinkle}

ARUSEUS: Now someone could mistake me for a cloud.

{Aruseus reverts to normal}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So that's what those little cross things are for. Gotta get that second email.

Subject:You won a prize!

Aruseus,
You won a Dread Plate!
It will make you look COOL!
and it will atutmatically attach to you
after you finish reading this email.
Attached: Dread Plate

From: User:Charrr/sig 00:42, 23 May 2007 (UTC), someone infected with writer's block.

ARUSEUS: Dread Plate? That's the one I don't have!

NAMINE: "Contrived coincidence, Batman!"

But uh...how could you send a solid object as an email attachment? I better look it up in Nerdular Nerdence later.

{Aruseus gets up}

ARUSEUS: Well, it's probably in the mail. {walks off}

{3 second pause, Tom runs in}

TOM: {looks down at Fire Plate} Man! Aruseus has to clean this up! You don't just leave Plates on the floor.

NAMINE: "That's how you get ants!"

{Tom walks off}

{Cut to a dressing room, Coach Z, Fang, and The Cheat stand outside of it}

ARUSEUS: You guys ready?

FANG: Just come out.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{Aruseus walks out, His ring is now black and red, instead of the standard yellow and green}

COACH Z: Holy garsh!

NAMINE: If only Coach Z's accent didn't get in the way of his character so much...

FANG: Nice.

THE CHEAT: {eyes widen, admiring Cheat noises}

ARUSEUS: And that's my new Dread Plate look.

{Tom runs in, his hoodie is red, and his hair is orange and a little bit spiked.}

TOM: Aruseus, help! I stuffed this red block in my shirt and I turned all fiery and crap!

NAMINE: The point of the Plates is that only Arceus can make proper use of them.

ARUSEUS: Hey! I used that line!

{Cut back to Computer Room}

Click here to email Aruseus.

Easter Eggs

• Click on "Aruseus" to see a picture gallery of Aruseus in different plates.

NAMINE: At least the gallery will have all 15 Plates. Or is it 16? I do know that Arceus doesn't have a Normal-type Plate. I should probably go consult Smogon.