RiffText/AruseusEmails/music video

Cast {in order of appearance}: Fang, Strong Bad, Tom, Ert Plus, Homsar, Aruseus, Alpha Stan

Places: The Stick, The Field, Computer Room

Computer: NightPilot

Date: April 16th, 2007 [edit] Transcript

{Cut to the Stick}

FANG: I'm glad this is my last email.

NAMINE: Wait, how do you know this is your last email? I sure didn't know.

I can't think of a song.

NAMINE: I guess we can leave it to Aruseus to be more creative later.
{Namine shrugs}

   subject: music videro

   Hey, Aruseus!

   Wait, no.

   Hey, Fang!
   Have you ever starred in a
   music video?
   - Zippy

{Fang pulls out his stylus}

FANG: {writing} Uh...music video? Um...no...not really. I think I was in one...

{Cut to the Field, Strong Bad is there}

FANG: {voiceover} Yeah, when Strong Bad was releasing his remix.

STRONG BAD: {singing} You've got an ugly and stupid butt...

{Fang walks behind him}

FANG: {voiceover} Ooh ooh! THERE'S ME! HA! See!?

STRONG BAD: It's so stupid and...um...ugly.

{Fang runs past}

FANG: WHEE! I'M IN A MUSIC VIDERO!

STRONG BAD: Your butt... {normal} Hey! stop bothering my remix! Ahem. {singing} It's so ugly...

FANG: {singsong voice} Crazy...crazy...crazy...Whee!

STRONG BAD: Um...Tom?

TOM: Yeah?

STRONG BAD: Your "caffiene

NAMINE: caffeine

project" is bothering me.

TOM: Hold on. {takes out tranquilizer}

FANG: MI PANTALONES ES UN FUEGO! AGUA! AGUA! AGUA!

NOXIGAR: My pants is on fire? Water! Water! Water!

NAMINE: Thank you for translating.
NOXIGAR: MIS CASAS ARRANCAR FLOTILLADOR! HUEVOS HUEVOS Y CARNE!

{Namine hits Noxigar with a satellite}

{Ert Plus pops in from the left side of the screen]]

ERT PLUS: HEY! You stole my quote!

TOM: Here we go.

{Tom shoots a tranquilizer dart at Fang, Fang falls to the ground}

FANG: {mutters} Pie...asplosion...Zzzzzzzzzzzz..........

STRONG BAD: Clear?

TOM: Clear!

STRONG BAD: {singing} You've got an ugly and stupid butt...

{Homsar wobbles in}

HOMSAR: AaaaAaaaAaaah!

HOMSAR: AaaaAaaaAaaarrancar flotillador! Huevos huevos y carne.
NAMINE: This line Homsar's saying right now wasn't even all that funny in MFT3K, unless you're that into "lolrandom"

{Cut back to NightPilot}

FANG: {writing} So there ya' go. Me in a music video. I better go soon, I...

{Zooms out to show Aruseus behind Fang}

ARUSEUS: Boo.

FANG: Aah! Hi there.

ARUSEUS: Hey, Fang. I'm back, so you can go now.

FANG: It was fun while it lasted.

NAMINE: No it wasn't. You complained about it the entire time!

ARUSEUS: Yeah.

{Cut back to Computer Room, Aruseus takes off the note}

ARUSEUS: Aaah! Good to see you again, Intell 600. Wait 'till you meet your new pal.

{a soft whirring sound is heard, Alpha Stan appears on the screen.}

   Hello Aruseus. I am Alpha Stan, hoping to help you with your emails.

ARUSEUS: Sweet!

{The Paper comes down} [edit] Easter Eggs [edit] Fun Facts

   * This is the first time a Wiki User (other than me) has appeared in an email.

NAMINE: You mean Tom wasn't a Wiki User? Or is Alpha Stan the other user? I, uh, don't know what you're talking about.