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RiffText/AruseusEmails/mostemails
Cast (in order of appearence): Alpha Stan, Aruseus, Tom
Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room
Date: May 17, 2007
Computer: A-tech 950
Transcript
{Cut to the Computer Room, Aruseus is not there}
NAMINE: That probably means this episode will be short.
Aruseus? Ah crap. He's probably dozed off...
{Cut to the TLA Living Room, Aruseus is on the couch, snoozing}
ARUSEUS: Mutter...Pokemon...Battle Revo...lution...
NAMINE: Another Strong Bad joke completely misused.
{Namine blinks}
NAMINE: This was funny in 2007?
{Tom runs in, almost running past, but skids to a stop}
TOM: Aruseus, wake up! It's your 37th email!
NAMINE: ...in a row?
ARUSEUS: {still drowsy} No...I don't wanna turn 37...not yet...
TOM: I said email. Not birthday. Oh, and your 18th birthday is the 15th of November, man.
NAMINE: HINT OF REAL LIFE
NOXIGAR: You know, I'm as guilty of it as he is from time to time.
NAMINE: NOT EVEN CLOSE TO AS MUCH AS ARUSEUS EMAILS. NOT EVEN CLOSE
ARUSEUS: Mutter...leave me alone, maybe when I'm older...I'm just a kid...
TOM: Kid!? You're freakin' 17! SEVENTEEN!
NAMINE: {singing} Just like a war wing dove, sings a sad song just keeps on singin'
You could probably drive, but don't...to...save lives...
ARUSEUS: Meh...not now...
TOM: Whatever. {leaves} You don't want to be the email show with the most emails?
{Aruseus quickly wakes up}
ARUSEUS: EMAIL TIME!
NAMINE: I WANNA BE THE GUY
Click here to email Aruseus.
Easter Eggs
Fun Facts
- Aruseus referecnces
NAMINE: references
1-Up's line, "I'm just a kid! Maybe when I'm older..."
- Pokemon Battle Revolution is a game for the Wii.
NAMINE: It's also not good. Its replay value is nonexistent, and you virtually need a Gen IV game in order to make it worthwhile to play. Hooray, I better hope I can afford a Wii, Wii Motion Plus controllers, a DS, Pokemon Pearl, and Nintendo Wifi connectivity all in one bundle of still mediocre
- Aruseus' birthday references the day I uploaded the second Aruseus picture file, the non-flash one.
NAMINE: Meh. It's still a real life nod, even if indirect.
