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Fang in 20X6

Cast {in order of appearance}: Fang, Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Fang Omega

NAMINE: Didn't know more than one Fang existed before.

Places: The Field

Computer: NightPilot

Date: April 12th, 2007 [edit] Transcript

{Cut to the Field}

FANG: Woohoo! Email time.

   subject: japanese cartoon

   Dear Fang,
   what would you look like as a
   japanese cartoon and what would
   it be about?

   -james f.

{Zoom out, Strong Bad is next to Fang}

STRONG BAD: It's pronounced, "ffffffffffffff."

FANG: Uh...no.

STRONG BAD: Shut up! It is!

FANG: Can you see I'm in the middle of checkin' my freakin' email!?

STRONG BAD: Sorry. {runs off}

NAMINE: "Yeah, it'd probably be hypocritical of me to even have done that in the first place"

{Fang pulls out his stylus}

FANG: {writing} Oh man. Strong Bad told me all about this. We had the same thoughts...

{Cut to a white screen, divided into two rectangles, one with Strong Bad, the other with Fang.}

STRONG BAD AND FANG: Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean.

{Stong Bad's head and Fang's head turn into a bean-like shape}

STRONG BAD AND FANG: With real, real big eyes.

{Both of their eyes turn anime-ish}

STRONG BAD AND FANG: Get rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... {clean noise that sounds like a harp, or bells, or both, as their bodies change shape, Strong Bad's gloves change, Fang's arms stay the same}

STRONG BAD AND FANG: ...my boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots. {robotic 'shooo' noise, boots change in a robotic way}

{record scratch}

FANG:...but Strong Bad wanted blue hair, I didn't. {Blue hair appears on Strong Bad's side}

NAMINE: At least you didn't completely plagiarize the Strong Bad email word for word. Honestly you were much better about it in episodes prior.

STRONG BAD AND FANG:...then there's my mouth. Real tiny when it's closed; ridiculously huge when it's open.

{Their mouths change}

STRONG BAD AND FANG: And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!

{The background changes to space, Stinkoman flies away}

FANG: Now, my name. Well...how about...Fang...Omega.

FANG OMEGA: 20X6! {flies away}

{Cut to 20X6 Field}

FANG: And, I wouldn't be a good guy. I'd be one of them villan types.

{Foxxsuke and Pteraxx enter}

FOXXSUKE: Pteraxx, it's our arch-enemy, Fang Omega!

FANG OMEGA: You'll never get me! I will rob your houses of pudding pops!

NAMINE: What exactly is it with 20X6 and pudding? From one line in a short is where that quote comes. That's not enough of a thing to make something a gag.

PTERAXX: NOT THE PUDDING POPS!

FANG OMEGA: Hehahahaha!

{The scene turns into an inked version of it, credits appear}

Created by Cyrus Falcon

Co-directed by Tyson Wolf

{Cut back to Nightpilot}

FANG: {writing} Uhh...yeah. That would be me in a Japanese cartoon.

{The Paper comes down} [edit] Easter Eggs

none [edit] Fun Facts

   * Some of the actual transcript is from sbemail: japanese catroon.

NAMINE: Okay, at least there is a fun fact acknowledging where you got the transcript lines from. Thusly, it's not plagiarism. My bad.