RiffText/AruseusEmails/hatefang

NOXIGAR: Hey, Namine. I just wanted to tell you that there's only a few more left of these Stylistic Suck emails before you get to see an email that follows proper Wiki User Guidelines
NAMINE: Thank you.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Fang

NAMINE: Good. Only two characters. None of this garglemesh introducing of ten characters only for them to bugger off after an episode until they're needed again much, much later.

Places: Computer Room, Fang's House

Computer: Intell 600

Date: April 23rd, 2007 [edit] Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: Where in the name of crap is my email? There in the name of crap is my email!

   Hello Aruseus. You have one email.

NAMINE: Only one this time, and if I'm not mistaken it's the same length as the previous email.
NAMINE: This better signal improvement.

ARUSEUS: Alright!

   subject: no subject

   Aruseus,
   Tell Fang Wolf for me that he is crap and I hate him!

   Iori, from Patrick E-Mails

ARUSEUS: Iori? Iori Yagami?

NAMINE: It is somewhat jarring that Noxigar actually liked Patrick and that whole WUW Sandbox Battels idea. That's literally the only thing I can remember Iori from.

Oh! You're Fang's...um...you know Fang. Well, {clears screen}

ARUSEUS: I'll go tell him, but he's in a bad mood now, so...don't blame me if he gnaws your face or arm off. {leaves}

NAMINE: Thankfully, those ellipses are a good indicator at a stopping point for all those commas.

{Cut to Fang's House}

FANG: That Foxx is so going to get it.

ARUSEUS: Hey, Fang.

FANG: Oh, hey.

ARUSEUS: I have a message from Iori.

FANG: Yamaguchi?

ARUSEUS: It's Yagami,

NAMINE: DEATH NOTE

but whatever. You sure you want to hear it?

FANG: Yes.

ARUSEUS: Poisitive?

NAMINE: Positive

FANG: Yes.

ARUSEUS: Really sure?

FANG: YES!

ARUSEUS: Ok. Here's the email I got. It said..."Tell Fang Wolf for me that he is crap and I hate him!" and it was from Iori.

FANG: ARGH! THAT FREAKIN' IORI IS GOING TO GET IT!

NAMINE: I'd like to know what is going to be gotten before someone gets it.

ARUSEUS: Calm down, buddy! It's...erm...uh...TOM! GET THE TRANQUILIZER! {runs}

NAMINE: We've got a Code Red a CODE RED

FANG: ARUSEUS!? I'M NOT AFTER YOU! {runs the other way}

{cut back to Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So you see, Iori, Fang is after you. Seriously. But don't message me if you want to tell him something. Send him an IM at BlackShadow67.

{The Paper comes down} [edit] Easter Eggs

   * Click on Fang's screen name to open Aruseus' buddy list. 

   Buddy List of: WhitehotGuy349

   Online

       * YellowT777
       * Bluecheated22
       * BlackShadow67
       * AwexomeFoxx1
       * 369Tails
       * NothinButPter35
       * RoyRukario
       * RioluOfDOOM444
       * Takuya564 

   * Click on Fang's screenname in the Buddy List to see Aruseus IMing Iori. 

   IM with YagamiMan0

   YagamiMan0: Aruseus? Is Fang online?
   WhitehotGuy349: No. He went after you.
   YagamiMan0: Crap.
   WhitehotGuy349: Tom's getting a tranquilizer.
   YagamiMan0: He better be here soon.
   WhitehotGuy349: Watch out.
   YagamiMan0: Oh crap! Fang is right negshsdfkhug
   WhitehotGuy349: What?
   WhitehotGuy349: Iori?
   WhitehotGuy349: You there?
   BlackShadow67 has logged in.
   BlackShadow67: Um...Iori hit his head on the keyboard.
   WhitehotGuy349: O_o
   WhitehotGuy349 has logged out.

[edit] Fun Facts

Here are all the screennames.

   Buddy List of: WhitehotGuy349

   Online

       * YellowT777 - Tom
       * Bluecheated22 - Lyle
       * BlackShadow67 - Fang
       * AwexomeFoxx1 - Foxx
       * 369Tails - Kyubii
       * NothinButPter35 - Pter
       * RoyRukario - Roy
       * RioluOfDOOM444 Roy Jr.
       * Takuya564 - Cyrus, this is actually my real-life AIM screenname. 

   * Kyubii's screenname references the title of his Character Video.

NAMINE: All these screennames. I don't even know when they're going to arrive again.