RiffText/AruseusEmails/evil

Is Aruseus evil?

NAMINE: If Aruseus is characterized properly, no.

Find out.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Strong Bad, Kyubii, Bubs, Puppet Bubs {easter egg}, Puppet Dickie {easter egg},

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Bad's Room, Bubs Concession Stand

Computer: Intell 600

Date: March 9th, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Check that email, cuz it's cool! {types run_arumail.exe}

subject: evil

Dear Aruseus,
How evil are you?
Did you take an official test?
I did, I got pure evil :|

-ApocalypX

ARUSEUS: {after reading the email to the signature} Apoca...Apolocko...I'll just call you Larry. {clears screen}

NAMINE: Larry is probably ApocalypX's real name, for all I know.

ARUSEUS: {typing} Evil...eh, Larry? I don't really know. I need some witnesses. {leaves}

{Cut to the Field with Tom, Aruseus walks in}

ARUSEUS: Hey, Tom, what's the last evil thing I have done?

TOM: Uh...I don't really know. Why?

ARUSEUS: An email.

TOM: Sorry. I got nothing.

{Cut to Strong Bad's Living Room, Strong Bad is lying on the couch, Kyubii is alongside him}

ARUSEUS: Sup, S.B.? How evil am I?

STRONG BAD: Uh, dude. I don't think you would do anything evil. All you do is sit on your butt and check emails all day.

NAMINE: Somehow this statement is ironic. Perhaps a character will lampshade it in a botched manner?

KYUBII: Don't you do the same, Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD: Shut up, Kyubii, or I'll kick your...head...off...somehow.

KYUBII: Um... {leaves}

ARUSEUS: Um...kay. {leaves}

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}

ARUSEUS: Bubs? You okay?

NAMINE: "Yeah, I kind of need to write dialogue for you on account of needing more Homestar character involvement for this email show to be decent. Normally I'd throw The Cheat in, but he's sick."

BUBS: Just fine!

ARUSEUS: Oh. So how'd the unicycling go?

BUBS: Didn't do it.

NAMINE: CONTINUITY

ARUSEUS: See? What'd I tell ya, serious risk.

BUBS: Can I intrest you in some fine crap?

ARUSEUS: No...how evil am I?

BUBS: Not sure. Lemme flip through these magazines to see how to find out someones evil-ness.

{Bubs pulls out a huge book}

ARUSEUS: Uh...that's not a magazine.

BUBS: {angred}

NAMINE: angered

I'm not blind!

{after five seconds}

ARUSEUS: Look! There goes Dickie Sugarjumper and his peculiar ways!

BUBS: Wha? {looks around as Aruseus rushes off}

{Cut back to Intell}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Ugh. I cannot wait five more hours waiting for Bubs to find that. Whatever. I don't know how evil I am, Larry.

{The Paper comes down}

NAMINE: Y'know, for once I'm actually kind of glad the email ended quickly. It was kind of dumb. Probably the most evil Aruseus is ever going to do in his lifetime, honestly. And that's genuinely assuming that making terrible email shows is evil.

NOXIGAR: About that...
NAMINE: What, does Mudkip Emails not constitute as awful?
NOXIGAR: It does, and I acknowledge that easily.
NAMINE: I can tell. Aruseus Emails was already sort of dated in its humour, so doing Mudkip Emails was not one of your brightest moments.
NOXIGAR: Yup.
NAMINE: Anyway, I don't get why these Emails have to be so short.

NOXIGAR: Probably to not waste mb space, if anything.

Easter Eggs

• Click on wait to see a poster with a Puppet Bubs chasing a Puppet version of Dickie Sugarjumper. It is titled, "Bubs VS Dickie! Chase of the Centry!"

Fun Facts

• Dickie Sugarjumper is a character from the show "My Gym Parter's a Monkey."

NAMINE: Terrible Cartoon Network shows shoudn't be referenced unless you're really reaching for references. Which, honestly, you shouldn't be.

• The line, "Look! There goes Dickie Sugarjumper and his peculiar ways!" is an actual line from an episode.