RiffText/AruseusEmails/bts

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Prinicpal Harrison, Tom, Hivolt, Jess, Megan

NAMINE: Noxigar, why are you helping me with these riffs now?

NOXIGAR: The other six episodes of Season 4 are also part of why this show should have ended about sixty-some odd episodes ago.
NAMINE: I don't disagree with you there.

NOXIGAR: Also, since you got Ending Fatigue from Episode 100 I'm gonna help you with these next few riffs. They're also the last ones in regards to Arceus Emails.

Places: Aruseus' Room, Monstroplois U (Outside, Hallways, Room 232)

NAMINE: Monstropolis U? That actually sounds interesting.

NOXIGAR: It's not. He's overly referencing Megaman again.

NAMINE: Oh.

Computer: SkyPod

Date: October 10th, 2008

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Hey guys! It's Season 4 already! No, there's been no change in date, but one important announcement.

{background fades out}

ARUSEUS: You know the rest of the cast? You won't be seeing them anymore. Why?

NAMINE: Because you wrote too many characters to keep track of, so you're lowering yourself to a cast more up your speed?

Well, to fit in with the recent times, I'm going off to college. Yeah, it sucks I won't be around to see my friends, but...I guess Arumail will live on...right?

NOXIGAR: Honestly when I went off to college, nobody really gave a damn that I was still in existence except for maybe a few people, most of whom went to the same university as I did.

NAMINE: But it's different because Arceus is the cool kid.

NOXIGAR: I'll riff something else and use it to discuss why I'm about as entertaining as watching paint dry.

{Cut to Monstropolis University, Aruseus is wearing a striped vest and jeans and has a backpack}

ARUSEUS: Well...this is it. Hello, new home. For now.

???: Aruseus Parker! You're finally here.

ARUSEUS: Who are you?

{A man walks up to Aruseus, he has a brown suit and a short beard}

HARRISON: I'm Principal Harrison. Nice to have you here.

NOXIGAR: Ugh, first of all: they're called deans, not principals.

ARUSEUS: Thanks, Mr. Harrison. Glad to be here.

HARRISON: You know how this college works, right? The building over there is the science wing, that's the math department, ah, you'll find out yourself. Just use this map!

ARUSEUS: Thanks, but I already have a map on my PDA. Wait, those are allowed here, right?

HARRISON: Of course! PDA's are the center of our school! We give them to new students to use as daily planners, and also students get a laptop for work!

ARUSEUS: That's cool. Well, it's kinda awkward being a transfer student...

HARRISON: Yeah, we just got a whole bunch of transfer students.

ARUSEUS: You sure I'll be alright? I mean, I'm not human...

HARRISON: Monstropolis University welcomes all races, species, everybody! Heck, we even have some students that are Reploids!

ARUSEUS: Reploids? Oh, I had a friend back where I came from who was a Reploid...but anyway, thanks for the welcome. So...where's my dorm?

HARRISON: Well, we have the key to an empty one here! You are dorm room 232.

ARUSEUS: Thanks!

NAMINE: I'm pretty sure you're more entertaining than this conversation, Noxigar.
NOXIGAR: Barely.

{Cut to the hallway, Aruseus is at his door}

ARUSEUS: Ok. Room 232. Well, here's my new home...

{Aruseus opens up to find a room with two beds, a desk, a bookcase, a laptop, and a TV}

NOXIGAR: I'm also certain you don't get this stuff either.

NAMINE: Hey, I know what'd be fun! We could be GameGrumps-ish roommates who-

NOXIGAR: Namine, the only time where I'd consider writing you in works of mine in the near future is if Lex wants me to. The roommate idea is nice, but unless I can make it funny or make the story any good I'm probably not going to make that plausible.

ARUSEUS: Well, this can't be bad. It looks nice.

{Aruseus lays his PDA on the desk, and sits on his bed}

ARUSEUS: Well...I guess this won't be too bad.

{Suddenly, Principal Harrison opens the door}

HARRISON: Parker! You're roomate's here. I think he said he knows you...

NAMINE: Uh, Nox. Tell me if I'm wrong, but aren't people supposed to do this stuff on their own?
NOXIGAR: Yes. Yes they are.

{Tom walks in his standard garb}

TOM: I call this bed.

ARUSEUS: Tom?! You're my roomie?

TOM: Sure. We all got accepted into this college just to stick with you!

NOXIGAR: That's not why you get accepted into a college. At all.

ARUSEUS: We?

TOM: Ryan, Wolf, Fenri, Pter, Lucas, Megan, Tex, and the rest! I kid you not!

NAMINE: Aww, I was kind of hoping to meet someone new in this season.
NOXIGAR: Considering the overload of characters he does have, fat chance of that happening.

ARUSEUS: That's...real cool of you guys...to do that just for me.

TOM: Hey hey hey. No mushy stuff while I'm here. Be like a ROCK.

ARUSEUS: Radda radda.

TOM: I said "rock." Not Shnitzel.

ARUSEUS: I'm blue and cyan!

TOM: No, "rock." Not Rockman!

ARUSEUS: Oh. Be hard like a rock. Ok.

TOM: So...what classes are you taking?

NAMINE: Uh, Nox, did you have these kind of conversations with any of your roommates?
NOXIGAR: No.

ARUSEUS: Oh, I dunno. I just transferred here.

TOM: Didn't we all...

ARUSEUS: Well, I'm gonna get out and meet whatever person, anthromorphic animal, or something else greets me.

TOM: Me too.

{They walk out, cut to Aruseus in another hallway}

ARUSEUS: Wow. Lots of new faces.

{A green, reptillian-looking Reploid flies up to Aruseus}

NAMINE: Well, at least we meet new people, right?
NOXIGAR: Yeah, but there's the trouble of actually writing dialogue for them and making sure they don't bugger off in the next episode.

HIVOLT: Oh, hey. You must be the new guy. Name's Hivolt.

ARUSEUS: Aruseus. Nice to meet you.

HIVOLT: Oh! You're Fenri's pal, right?

ARUSEUS: Ah. Guess you Reploids all know each other.

HIVOLT: Yep. Hey, Fenri and I are going to see if Fistleo wants to go with us to chuck a stinkbomb in Hedgeshock's dorm.

ARUSEUS: No thanks.

HIVOLT: Ok. You're gonna miss out though...

NAMINE: Miss out on what exactly?

{Cut to Tom talking to a girl in a pink outfit}

TOM: Oh...hey there.

GIRL: Hi! What's your name?

TOM: Me? Oh, I'm Tom-

{explosion}

FENRI: {offscreen} Oh, we so totally got him good!

GIRL: Wait, Tom-

HEDGESHOCK: YOU NO GOOD SON OF A WEIL!

NAMINE: I kind of didn't need to read or hear Hedgeshock say anything if the explosion happens offscreen.

GIRL: I know that name! It's you, Tom! I haven't seen you in years!

TOM: Wait...I kinda forgot your name.

JESS: You spaz! I'm Jess!

TOM: Oh! Jess! Nice to see you again!

JESS: So...how's Aruseus been?

TOM: Oh, good. Good.

MEGAN: And just who might she be?

TOM: Oh! Megan! Nice to see you here too!

MEGAN: Who the hell are you?

JESS: Oh! I'm Jess! Tom and I knew each other about 2 years ago...

MEGAN: So you're his...GIRLFRIEND?!

TOM: Megan! I-i-it's not that!

MEGAN: If she is your girlfriend, I'm gonna go Triforce on your sorry ass.

TOM: U-u-u-uh okay!

MEGAN: {suprisingly cheerful} Nice meeting you! {Walks off}

JESS: What was-

TOM: Don't ask. Just...don't.

NAMINE: Wow, that Brick Joke was a long time coming. And it came a little too late to actually be funny.
NOXIGAR: That frequently happens with a lot of email shows, not gonna lie.

{Cut back to room 232, Tom and Aruseus walk in}

TOM: Hoo. What a day.

ARUSEUS: You look shaken.

TOM: Almost got the snot beat out of me by Megan. Oh, and I saw Jess again.

ARUSEUS: Oh! Me, I met one of Fenri's Reploid pals. Well, I guess this episode is over.

TOM: No email?

ARUSEUS: Oh, it's right here.

subject: bts

It is official Aruseus,

We are back to school. Isn't
that sad. Seriously, we should
wish ourselves to have more summer
than usual.

See you on Adult Swim,
Trevor Williams

TOM: Ah.

{The Paper}

NAMINE: That's it? No witty response to the email?