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RiffText/AruseusEmails/boredom
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Mac, Strong Bad, Homestar
Places: Computer Room, The Field
Computer: E-Mach 1000
Date: July 8th, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: Checkin' an email...on a new computer...why am I talking like this... {clicks the email icon}
NAMINE: Am I supposed to know why so I can respond?
subject:boredomDear Aruseus,
I'm bored. What is something I can do to cure
my boredom?
Pete Windsor, I'm-not-telling-where-I-live-stalkers City, USA
{Aruseus says I'm-not-telling-where-I-live-stalkers City as "Really Long Name City"}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Petey, there are lots of things that you can do when your bored. {clears screen}
ARUSEUS: {typing} One example is if your best friend has a giant frisbee thing on his back, throw it!
MAC: {offscreen} I remember that!
ARUSEUS: Shut up! {throws a pie at Mac}
MAC: Ow...YAY PIE!
NAMINE: I actually still don't understand what it is with Arceus and pie. I really just don't.
ARUSEUS: {typing} Another way is if you have some kinda game, you could just play that till your bored again!
{Cut to Aruseus' Room, Aruseus is playing a Wii, his eyes bloodshot, foaming at the mouth}
NAMINE: How exactly do you do this outside of Super Smash Brothers Brawl? I don't even get bloodshot eyes from any other game on that system.
ARUSEUS: Must...reach...3000...skill points...
{Strong Bad walks in}
STRONG BAD: Aruseus! Get some rest!
NAMINE: "I don't even understand why you like that console so much! The XBox 360 and the PS3 both have many more games, as well as appeal to hardcore gamers like you!"
{Cut back to E-Mach}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Another way is if you have some kinda...wait! I just said that! What I mean is another way is to get an email show and check an email! It's as simple as that.
{Aruseus types "send"}
Email Sent.
ARUSEUS: Man this email was short...I gotta find something that will make this longer! {walks out}
NAMINE: Yeah, you really could've tacked on the new computer episode to this one and called it a day.
{Cut to the Field, Homestar is there with several jars labled "breu"}
HOMESTAR: Say, tall man, Say, tall man, Say, tall man, tall man, tall man-
ARUSEUS: WHAT!?
HOMESTAR: Would you like some... {whispers} witches brew...?
ARUSEUS: No. Nah. Nada. Nyerr. Negatory.
HOMESTAR: Woah, man. You lost me at "no."
ARUSEUS: I said no!
HOMESTAR: Ok. But this'll be the best 10 clucks you've ever spent.
ARUSEUS: All right! I'll buy your freakin' brew!
NAMINE: How exactly did Homestar persuade you?
{Aruseus hands Homestar ten bucks and snatches the brew. He drinks it and starts hiccuping}
ARUSEUS: Worst, HICCUP!
{Aruseus clears his throat}
ARUSEUS: Worst ten bucks I ever, HICCUP!
HOMESTAR: What?
ARUSEUS: You get the point. HICCUP!
{The Paper comes down}
ARUSEUS: HICCUP!
NAMINE: And this is a colossal waste of HICCUP!
Fun Facts
None.
NAMINE: Why make a subpage if there are no Fun Facts? I still don't understand why you do this.