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RiffText/AruseusEmails/adventure
Aruseus goes on an adventure.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy,
NAMINE: I wonder how many times Zippy appears in this?
Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K,
NAMINE: It's like Zippy, but with bonus Potassium!
Foxx
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn,
NAMINE: I wonder if Zippy's Lawn is where he gets his Potassium from.
TLA Living Room
NAMINE: He has a Living Room themed like The Last Airbender? I... have no comment on it. It's probably not Zutara-themed, though, which'd be a shame unless it was.
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Febuary 2nd, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Here's an email, there's an email, and another little email.
subject: adventure!Yo, Aruseus,
- Zippy
Have you ever had a crazy adventure?
ARUSEUS: {typing} Look, Zippy. I apperciate
NAMINE: appreciate
you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me? Ah well.{clears screen}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Adventures, eh, Zipmiester?
NAMINE: Hey, Noxmeister!
NOXIGAR: Yeah, you needed me for something?
NAMINE: 'Kay then, Noxmeister.
NAMINE: Just wanting to see how you'd react to me calling you Noxmeister.
NOXIGAR: I'd react ambivalently.
Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...
{Cut to The Field, like it was in this is war}
NAMINE: I WISH ZIPPY EMAILS MADE IT THROUGH THE HRFWIKI PURGE
STRONG BAD: Argh... what are you guys doing?
LYLE: (Fighting for our country!)
TOM: Go us!
ARUSEUS: Must... pee...
NAMINE: Must've been a LARP session gone horribly wrong, from what I can tell.
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...
{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in future shock}
ARUSEUS: {walking onscreen} Hey, guys, how's it going?
ZIPPY: Oh, nothing out of the ordinary--my future self is here, and so is yours.
ARUSEUS: Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait-
{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}
ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!
NAMINE: Uh, this scenario isn't well-written enough. Kind of a disappointment compared to previous email scenes, honestly. And that's still not saying a whole lot.
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice? Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! {rushes out}
{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}
{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}
ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!
ZIPPY K: Not if I could help it! {jumps and kicks, but misses}
ANTHRUSEUS: You are going down! {Punches Zippy K offscreen, "PLAYER 1 WINS" appears onscreen, zooms out to reveal Tom and Aruseus playing a video game, Lyle and Foxx are watching}
NAMINE: Ahhhhhhhh, that's why the scene seemed so poorly written! It must've been a parodied Fighting Game cutscene!
ARUSEUS: YES! I win again!
TOM: Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good.
ARUSEUS: I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?
FOXX: You are going down.
ARUSEUS: Ok! I'll set you up!
TOM: I'm outta here. {leaves}
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Wait five seconds for Foxx to say something.
FOXX: Hahaha! I win!
ARUSEUS: DANG!
Fun Facts
NAMINE: I thought there were plenty of Fun Facts. Like the Tekken-looking game you were playing, not to mention all the Zippy Email nods you must've shoveled into this episode to fill the required time slot.
