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{Cut to a cliffside, all of the Bluefox Productions characters are training for something. This involves Tom and Aruseus sparring, and the two later giving out, Pter about to shoot thunder at a target, but hitting a tree, causing it to fall on Fang, Zarel about to chop a cinderblock, but he manages to knock his arm off. Cut to TJ, who shakes his head in disgust.}

NAMINE: This is what I have to look forward to for the last episode of Arceus Emails?

TJ: This will be longer than I thought...

RYAN: Are you sure we're ready for this?

{music starts}

TJ: Oh, you guys are far from ready. {sings}

NAMINE: Oh please, for the love of Strong Intelligent, don't sing. You can't.

Let's get down to business,
To defeat your foe...
I didn't ask for wimps,
(spoken) Come on you all, shape up!
You're the saddest bunch
I ever made,
But you can bet
Before we're through,
Yes, I will make men
out of you.

NAMINE: Ugh, you distorted a solid song from Mulan. Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

MEGAN: I don't know, that sounds really sexist.

ELYSSA: Yeah, you sound like girls can't fight!

TJ: Nope. I was just telling you that you're ALL WEAK.

NAMINE: How does that motivate them, exactly?

Tranquil as a forest,
But on fire within...
Once you find your center,
you are sure to win.
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot,
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I will make men
out of you.

NAMINE: No distortions here? Come on, you're not even consistent.

TOM: Do you even realize what we're up against?! {sighs, then sings} I'm never gonna catch my breath...

AUSTIN: Say good-bye to those who knew me...

ARUSEUS: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym.

JAY: This guy's got us scared to death!

JESS: Hope he doesn't see right through me...

PTER: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim...

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

RYAN: We must be swift as the coursing river...

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

RYAN: With all the force of a great typhoon...

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

RYAN: With all the strength of a raging fire...Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

NAMINE: You could've just ended the preview here and nobody would care.

TOM: That's very motivational of you, Ryan, but we can't do a damn thing!

ARUSEUS: Fenri would know what to do...

NAMINE: Someone remind me who Fenri is again.

TJ: Shut up and keep training! {sings}

Time is racing toward us,
till our foes arrive.
Heed my every order,
and you might survive.
You're unsuited for
the rage of war,
So pack up, go home,
you're through.
How could I have made men
out of you?

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

TOM: We must be swift as the coursing river...

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

RYAN AND TOM: With all the force of a great typhoon...

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

EVERYONE: With all the strength of a raging fire...

RYAN: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

EVERYONE: We must be swift as the coursing river...

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

EVERYONE: With all the force of a great typhoon...

OFFSCREEN CHORUS: Be a man...

EVERYONE: With all the strength of a raging fire...Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

{after the song ends}

TJ: Hm...maybe there is hope for these guys...

NAMINE: No there isn't. I know you're the author and everything, but there is no hope for any of the characters from Arceus Emails, unless you wrote this narrative a lot better.
NAMINE: Considering this episode preview marks only two episodes remaining until the big 110, I'm afraid I have incredibly high doubts as to the writing improving in any way, shape or form.

END OF PREVIEW