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Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Samtheman.egg/Sam The Man
Bio
Sam The Man is just an average person.
BLUEBRY: you mean weird as s**t right
He checks his emails on his computer, the Dell 560. He loves to play sports and is very good at sports.
SKUB: You can't be bad at sports and like them, I mean look at all the fat kids in gym class playing Pokemon on their DS during the morning lap
He is friends with Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat and Pom Pom. He is sometimes seen around with Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad and The Poopsmith. He hates the King Of Town, Homsar, Marzipan and Strong Sad. Sam The Man loves when people email email him, so send him one!
BLUEBRY: i sent him a video of my eye surgery
He loves just about anything pretty much.
BLUEBRY: hopefully that includes cornea replacement
Sam The Man got his name from his creator, who got that name from baseball. Sam The Man is normally called Sam The Man but is sometimes called Sam.
BLUEBRY: Sam? that's such a weird name why would anyone call him that
Mostly Homestar Runner calls him Sam and sometimes Coach Z even calls him Sarm, but mostly everyone calls him Sam The Man, and sometimes STM, but rarely he is called that.
SKUB: In summary, his name is Sam The Man, I think
He has two versions of himself, a Old-Timey and a 20X6 version. The Old-Timey one is called The Sam and The 20X6 version is called Stinkosam.
Appearances
- Debut: long john sam
