Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Samtheman.egg/Kendall

"Would you like to try a sandwich? Cuz' I really don't give. Order now you pig."

SKUB: This guy is high on crack, man, I can tell.

Kendall runs a coffee shop and gets many customers a day. Kendall knows Sam The Man from Maplewood Academy as he attended there. Kendall doesn't really like his job, so sometimes he snaps or is rude to his customers.

SKUB: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

He loves to watch basketball and his dream is to own the Boston Celtics.

Appearances

• Debut: long john sam