(even if you aren't vegan)
Hey you! Yeah you!
Wanna send the lord of evil himself an email? ...No, not Number 2.
.......Just email him already.
A portable computer/laptop/thing ordered by Samuel from the Compy catalog. He ordered it for himself, but Homestrong took it and claimed it as his. The Comportable somehow, like that lappy, has a mind of its own yet its more sophisticated.