Green Grass and High Tides Forever!/4

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GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER

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{Cut to Emerl and Gemerl in the field.}

EMERL: Man, I wish I had a new friend to play with. My YTP friends all keep dying because I lethally harm them.

GEMERL: I feel for ya, brother.

EMERL: Oh, I wish we had some cool new friend!

?????: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-

{Jeran falls from the sky and lands flat on his face}

JERAN: Ow...did Kass drop me out of a plane?

EMERL: {With only 2 incredibly small eyes on his face} ZOHMYGODANEWFRIENDFELLFROMTHESKYKTHXGA4WD.

GEMERL: And who are you?

JERAN: {notices Gemerl} AAAH! Wait...you're not Darigan. My name is Jeran.

DALEK: Oh my. Neopets.

JERAN: Oh my. Doctor Who.

DALEK: Goodness Gracious. A Lupe.

JERAN: Uh...ok. So...nice to meet you all! Wait...what are your names?

DALEK: I have no name. I'm Dalek. I'm from the 1970's Series.

JERAN: Nice to meet you, Dalek. {to Emerl and Gemerl} And what about you two robots?

IORI: {falls from the top of the screen} Ow! I'm never skydiving again.

JERAN: Did you get kicked out of a plane by Kass too?

IORI: No, I went skydiving. Wait, who are you? I haven't seen you around here.

JERAN: My name is Jeran.

IORI: Ha, Jeran sounds like a girls name!

PATRICK: {comes in} Iori, don't insult.... whoever this person is. He looks like a Neopet.

JERAN: I am. I've saved lives from evil forces in Meridell, and I had set off on a new quest. The King had ordered me to disgrace Lord Kass, so I got out the old stinkbombs I had when I was young. I spotted his castle on a nearby cliff, and I...erm...slipped.

PATRICK: Ah yes, Meridell.

KANO: {lightning strikes; Kano appears} I'M INVINCIBLE!

PATRICK: {to Kano} You're a looney. {Kano shoots lightning at Patrick who falls over afterwards} I'm okay!

KANO: Who's this?

PATRICK: Some Lupe knight named Jeran.

JERAN: Nice to meet you. {thinking} Urgh. I don't like this guy...

KANO: I read your mind, 'foo! Why don't you like me? I just met you sorta.

JERAN: {thoughts} This guy...he's got quite the power...his power level must be like...over 9000 or something! {normal} Sorry for the misunderstanding, Kano. It's nice to meet you.

KANO: Thank you, I do got quite the power. It was nice to meet you too.

JERAN: So before anyone asks, what kind of stuff do I do? Well, I'm sick nasty with a sword, I can tear a Mr. Hedgehog into bits, and...I'm pretty dang sweet with a guitar. Yes, I'm not just a Meridell knight.

PATRICK: Guitar, eh?

JERAN: Yesh.

IORI: Your name still sounds like a girl's name!

PATRICK: Be's quiet! {punches Iori}

GEMERL: Now that that's over, {Turns arms into machine guns and points at Jeran's face.} STATE YOU BUSINESS HERE.

JERAN: Um...what do you guys do here for a living? What's this show about?

GEMERL: I said...STATE...YOUR...BUISNESS.

DALEK: Actually, you said "State YOU Business. ...Oh yeah, this is pre-emptive. {An Army of Daleks fly in.}

GEMERL: I really hate you guys.

DALEK: We're not big fans of you either! You're rude, arrogant, and annoying! Emerl however, is really cool.

{Cut to Emerl, slicing his hand off with a katana.}

EMERL: {Like Salad Fingers} I like it when the yellow sparks come out.

{Cut back.}

DALEK: I said he's cool, not smart!

GEMERL: But he just quoted an unpopular flash series!

EMERL:...{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE!!!}

GEMERL: Anyways, we still need to sort out what's up with the blue dude. Why don't you go blow up Hotel Mario and impale Mario and Luigi on a giant needle?

DALEK: Good idea! {Cut to Hotel mario, in which Dalek comes in and blasts it. Mario and luigi fly out, and get impaled into a spike pit.} Thanks Scorpion! {Cut back.}

GEMERL: Well, let's get to interrogating that Jeran dude...

DALEK: Ok. STATE YOUR BUSINESS OR BE EX-TER-MIN-AT-ED!!!

SCORPION: {flys in} Uh, Dalek? The CD-I Mario Bros didn't get killed... The real ones did.

KANO: I'll go and ressurect them.

CD-I MARIO: {comes in with CD-I Luigi} What happened to our Hotel?!?!

DALEK: SILENCE!!! {Imaples them both with a solid lazer blast.}

PATRICK: Hey, be nice to them. Once you get to know them, they're not so bad.

CD-I MARIO: If you need instructions, check out the enclosed instruction book!

PATRICK: Nevermind then.

DALEK: {Blasts CD-i Mario and Luigi again. They die.}

PATRICK: But would you quit killing them?

CD-I MARIO: Please? It's not nice!

PATRICK: You get a gold medal for pointing out the obvious.

CD-I MARIO: Thanks!

DALEK: Fine.. I'll stop killing them. ..... {Turns around, and burns CD-I Mario and Luigi with a flamethrower, scarring them hidiously. They are still barely alive.} I didn't say anything about mortally wounding them!

PATRICK: Don't mortally wound them.....to much times.

CD-I LUIGI: Yeah- What?!?

GEMERL: I could really care less what you tell me to do. {Impales CD-I Mario and CD-I Luigi on a spear}

PATRICK: Ack! Why'd you kill the real Mario Bros?

KANO: I'm on it! {ressurects the real Mario Bros again}

CD-I MARIO: I think we should go now.

CD-I LUIGI: Good idea! {presses a button that has "Teleport Outta Here!" on it and they do so}

GEMERL: The real Mario Bros. Don't exist in this world. This is YOUTUBEPOOP World, not BLOCKBUSTER FAVORITES World.

DALEK: But I'm not a ytp character, but I'm here!

{Basil Fawlty comes in.}

BASIL: I'LL DO THE FUNNY WALK!!

SHAO KAHN: {enters} What is going on?

PATRICK: Gemerl killed the Mario Bros and Kano ressurected them.

SHAO KAHN: {points to Gemerl} YOU SUCK!

GEMERL: They weren't the real Mario Bros. Get over it!

KANO: Yeah they were.

LUIGI: I'm-a never forviving you-a for this!

SEPHIROTH: Get over it!

GEMERL: The REAL Mario Bros. are in all of the games. The CD-I ones appear in YTP. We're in YTP World, where only us, the Wiki Users, and YTP PEOPLE exist. The CD-I's are the only YTP Mari people ere, so therefore, they are the ones I killed.

PATRICK: But not if you typed in Mario/Luigi without the CD-I part at the beginning. And the real Mario Bros do come here often.

GEMERL: Well, it shouldn't take much mental comprehension to realize the Mario Brothers I;m talking about. I only hate one group of them, out of 1.

KANO: You hate everybody! You're like, the worst character in the series!

PATRICK: Whoa, goin' overboard there, Kano!

GEMERL: Well, I don't hate the Mario Brothers! Just The Crappy CD-I ones!

KANO: Like I said, you hate everybody.

PATRICK: Still going overboard.

KANO: SILENCE! {hits Patrick with lightning}

GEMERL: Everyone hates the CD-I's though.

PATRICK: ....Right.

GEMERL: So then that's a good enough reason to kill them and not be hated.

PATRICK: I guess, but you keep killing them and we can't cope with them.

GEMERL: But it's better not to hate than not to cope.

PATRICK: Right.

GEMERL: Then there shouldn't be anything wrong with me Killing, Impaling, torching, skinning, whipping, sicking dangerous animals on, shooting, ramming into, driving boats into, blowing up, drugging, smashing, bashing, pushing, or Owning the CD-I Mario Brothers. So I still don't uderstand why you're angry at me for doing so.

PATRICK: Your reverse psychology will not work on me this time! {gets jetpack from hammerspace} To the BatCave! {flys away, flys back and throws jetpack away} Try not to kill everybody so much.

GEMERL: Can do. {blows up the jetpack}

PATRICK: Alright. ...Now we just have to wait for RyanBluefox to sign on and update.

EMERL: Well, let's hope he realizes that we changed his username. I mean {FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE.}

IORI: Hey Ermac!

PATRICK: His name is Emerl, not Ermac.

IORI: I mean Emerl!

EMERL: Hello, Iori. How's challenges?

GEMERL: Shut up. Now, what are we supposed to do for less than 24 hours?

EMERL: Dance Pawty?

GEMERL: Uh...

IORI: Nah, dance pawtys are lame. I have an idea!

PATRICK: Monopoly?

IORI: No, Mono- yes.

GEMERL: You guys can play Monopoly. I'll bet with Emerl.

EMERL: And what do you want to bet?

GEMERL: I bet you 20 bucks you can't Run a blog!

EMERL: I'll prove you wrong! {runs offscreen}

CARTOON LUIGI: {runs onscreen} Somebody hide me! Some guy called Shoa Khan, or Kahnny Shoa is after me!

IORI: Shao Kahn?

CARTOON LUIGI: Yes! Hide me!

GEMERL: Shao Kahn! He's over there! {points to Cartoon Luigi}

CARTOON LUIGI: .....I hate you.

SHAO KAHN: YOU WILL DIE, MORTAL.

CARTOON LUIGI: Ah! {notices a ? block and hits it, a fire flower comes out and Cartoon Luigi gets it} Take this, Kahnny! {shoots many fireballs at Shao Kahn}

SHAO KAHN: Ah! Fireballs! You found out my weakness of the day! NNNOOOOOOOOOO- {turns into stone and explodes}

CARTOON YOSHI: Fireballs, yum!

CARTOON LUIGI: I win! Shao Kahn is no more! I am the supreme MK warrior! Yay!

KANO: What did you say?

CARTOON LUIGI: Uh, you are the supreme MK warrior.

GEMERL:...Until everyone thinks he died again.

M. BISON: YES! YES!

KANO: What? Did you win the lottery or something?

GEMERL: No, he's just suprised you're not on a Hollywood Game show.

KANO: Why would I be on a Hollywood game show?

GEMERL: Eeeeeexxaactly.

JERAN: Oh hey, guys. Ryan's back from vacation so he can write for me again.

{A Bunch of Jawas come over, and knock Dalek over, and then start to carry him.}

DALEK: AHH!! HELP ME!!!

JERAN: I think Emerl should've said "...{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE!!!}" after my line.

DALEK: Help me!!!

KANO: {Shoots the Jawas with his laser-eye-thing. The Jawas are now piles of ash.}

GEMERL: Well, he's trying to make a blog. Now, really, what do you want? Why are you here?

JERAN: Can I join you guys in this...series thing?

GEMERL: Fine. I guess. So, let's all say goodbye.

EVERYONE: Goodbye! See you next episode!

{The episode ends.}