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Leave any Emails you hopefully want to see checked. I will try to answer all of them. However, please use a psuedonym or an alias, not your wiki name. Seriously. Also, leave it below the line. Thank you! Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture




Dear mr. Chaos, 
If I payed you amillion dollars, 
would you either, open a resturaunt, 
make a video game, or buy a new PC. 
Yours curiously,   //////  
Strong Intelligent <.__.>


Hi-lo, Ammy!

So... ever been in any sort of contest?

- ZPP


 Dear Lucky Winner!

You've just won 800,00,001,11000,01,0013,002,030 $! Your prize will be here in 10 minutes!

From,

Money Inc.
 Attention Chaos:

We have been informed that you have purchased a BELL 2999 computer. We are sorry to say that the model you have has been recalled. Models like yours have been known to cause explosions that can destroy anything within a 1 mile radius when used to check emails. If you have checked more than '''1''' email(s) on this computer, evacuate the area. 

Sorry for the inconvenience,

BELL Computers Inc.
Hello Chaos.
I have questions:
1. Will you take your dad's job when he retires?
2. What do you recommend eating when no one is home?
3. Why are your eyes red?
3a. Who did you inherit them from?
The Man with No Name
To whoever is answering this email,

Is it tough being you? Have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day?

Sincerely,
Mr. Game & Watch