Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Arceus, Homsar, Sterrance {easter egg}

Places: Computer Room, White Screen, The Field

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: July 15th, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {singing} And do they have e-mails...in heaven? I hope they does...

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YOU HAVE 3 NEW EMAILS

ARUSEUS: Oh wow! Three more emails! {clicks the email icon}

subject:pokeman

Hey Aru!
Are you related to that ledgendary guy from Pokemon? Since you guys have the same name and all....
-Sterrence88

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, 88th Sterrence-thingy, I guess were sorta related. I guess I could explain the similarities and the differences too.

{Cut to a white screen, on one side, Aruseus, and on the other, Arceus}

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Okay. One difference is our names. Mine is Aruseus, his is Arceus. Although you can translate Aruseus to Arceus from Japanese to English.

{"ARCEUS = VERY ARUSEUS, FOO} appears on the bottom of the screen}

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Another difference is our...um...standing positions. I stand upright, he stands...not upright.

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Next up is the similarities. One is our rings. Same shape, different location. Mine is on my back, his is around the waist.

{Arrows point to the rings}

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Also, our color. White fur, a little dark grey in places, yellow ring, green eyes, red pupils.

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} And finally, the whole plate thing.

{A Flame Plate appears in the center of the screen, they both change into Fire form}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So there you go, Ster. Thats how me and the other guy are related. {stops typing} Moving on!

subject:sukadux

Congrats, A!
You just won the Suk-A-Dux 5000 vaccum
cleaner! We'll deliver it to you 10 minutes.
I'm not doing my jorb, Coach Z!

ARUSEUS: {typing} A Suk-A-Dux 5000, eh? Nice! I can use it to clean the floors and sprinkle sawdust all over barfed las...wait. That's Coach Z's jorb. {clears screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, thanks, Coach. {stops typing} Only one email to go.

Subject:Alpha Stan

Dear Aruseus,
Will you PLEASE find a way to bring back Alpha Stan?
I REALLY miss him.
Sincereley,
Alpha Stan's cousin, Alpha Dan.

ARUSEUS: {typing} No, Dan. No. I'll give you one good and already said reason.

{Flashback to new compy}

ARUSEUS: Sorry, but I'm looking for something more...high-tech. Like the A-Tech, but better. Also, Alpha Stan was annoying...

{record scratch}

ARUSEUS: Also, Alpha Stan was annoying...

{record scratch}

ARUSEUS: Stan was annoying...

{record scratch}

ARUSEUS: Annoying...

{Cut back to the Computer Room, Homsar next to Aruseus with a cassete player}

ARUSEUS: WILL YOU STOP THAT!?

HOMSAR: NyaaaAaaaAaaaAaah...

{Cut back to E-Mach}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So...no hard feelings, Danny Boy. I-

HOMSAR: Oh...DaaAaaAaanny Boy...The pipes are caaaAaaalling!

ARUSEUS: GET OUT!

ARUSEUS: {typing} I should probably pick up my Suk-A-Dux now. See y'all. {leaves}

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Squeaky at the end to see a CD case for "Homsar's Grood Hits"
• Click on "Ster" to see Sterrance dressed up like Pter.

Fun Facts

• Danny Boy is an actual song.
• Aruseus is based off of the Pokemon, Arceus, but I knew Arceus as Aruseus before the English name was revealed