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Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Robstar, Salesman from Arumail: movie critics

Places: The Field, Compy Inc.

Date: July 6, 2007

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Transcript

{Cut to The Field with Aruseus and Robstar}

ARUSEUS: Alright, I'm stumped. Do you have any ideas?

ROBSTAR: Could you use a used Compson computer with an Alpha Stan?

ARUSEUS: Sorry, but I'm looking for something more...high-tech. Like the A-Tech, but better. Also, Alpha Stan was annoying...

ROBSTAR: Oh.

ARUSEUS: Let's see if Compy Inc. has a new computer.

{Cut to Compy Inc, the Salesman from Arumail: movie critics, is there}

SALESMAN: What can I get you?

ARUSEUS: I need a new computer, high-tech like the last one I bought.

SALESMAN: Here you go!

{The Salesman puts on the counter a new, flatscreen computer}

SALESMAN: The E-Mach 1000. It should suit you well.

{Cut back to the Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: Alright! Let's set it up!

{The E-Mach starts up, with a startup noise similar to the Compy 386. The Desktop is like the A-Tech, but dark green. A pop-up comes up.}

Welcome.

Dear Aruseus,
Thank you for purchasing the E-Mach 1000.
May it serve you well in email checking.

Compy Inc.

ARUSEUS: Ooh! A welcome message!

{The Paper 2.0 (who will be called The Paper) comes down}

Fun Facts

  • E-Mach is a shortened version of E-Machines, a brand of computer that runs with Windows.