Arena Battling: Part 2/Slime Village/Business-like Building

Area

AREA OWNED BY: Slime Village

You enter the business-like building, it is certainly business like, there are a lot of pictures of slimes under a banner with the words "Employee of the Month" on a wall and a reception stands in front of you. Also, several colourless slimes run back and forth, filling out forms for their colourisation. The King Slime is on the second floor for whatever reason.

Chat

First Floor

CHWOKA: >yell

COLOURLESS SLIME: Keep it down! The King Slime is in a meeting right now and...

KING SLIME: {crashes in through the ceiling, somehow} WHO DARES DISTURB THE MEETING?!

CHWOKA: >blame colourless slime

KING SLIME: YOU! You're the imbecile that disturbed the meeting! To the torture chamber with you!

COLOURLESS SLIME: But...

KING SLIME: GO!

{The colourless slime sadly slides off, the other colourless slimes start scuttling faster}

KING SLIME: You must be the delivery man. What's your business here? Also, what is your name? Why am I asking so many questions?

CHWOKA: >open up spell book to blank page, tell king to sign hereto confirm his delivery

KING SLIME: Ah neat! I see that this is a signed delivery, correct? Well, I'll sign it... {pulls out a pen out of nowhere and signs the page} Do you need anything else?

CHWOKA: >deliver slime #128934 as replacement receptionist then ask for it by name!

KING SLIME: Ah! A replacement receptionist! Just what I ordered! Now... Let's see if I can find what that it is... Umm... You're inflicted with a text adventure curse and you can't talk properly, right? A strange object crashed outside the village this morning, I'll see if I can go fetch it. {slowly slides off into the storage room that suddenly appeared for some reason}

{A few minutes pass and King Slime comes out with a box}

KING SLIME: I don't know what good this'll do but here you go. The IT, you're asking for... Do you remember if it was something important or a someone? Or was it the proper name of the curse? Try to remember.

SLIME #128934: Uhh... sir, I don't think he remembers any-

KING SLIME: SILENCE! Or do you want to go to the torture chamber too?

SLIME #128934: No sir...

KING SLIME: Then don't interrupt!

CHWOKA: >explain that he has something resembling amnesia

KING SLIME: Amnesia, eh? Probably the evil order did it, didn't they? I did see quite a large amount of falling objects coming from the sky and saw that some of them came to and went off somewhere. I also remember some guy who looked like that comedian who came in here into this village and started murdering my villagers fly around all evil like and then took over half the country! I don't really care because he does give us good pay of course. I think one of the villagers took this picture from one of them a few months ago. Here, you can have it. {King Slime hands Chwoka the picture} I don't really know what it is, because us Slimes can't see pictures with pretty colours on them. Which may have been ironic to send that golden slime out of the village, but he is a bit rowdy sometimes.

CHWOKA: >ask about the coloring system

KING SLIME: The slime coloring system? Basically, we test out each and every slime for their abilities and they are painted accordingly. Green Slimes are just plain generic slimes. Red Slimes can cast fire spells. Blue Slimes can cast water spells. If they don't survive the training, well, they stay colorless forever, right?

CHWOKA: >ask about gold slimes, lie about origins of question

KING SLIME: I see that you're just studying about slimes, eh? Well, I'll tell you. Gold Slimes are supposed to be the higher ups in the Slime Military, that slime out there wasn't when he fell into that bucket of gold paint, so we kicked him out until he either got killed or left to another country.

CHWOKA: >ask whether or not they checked to see if he'd actually be any good in a military strategical position

KING SLIME: Oh, they checked. He is good... at being an expendable soldier that is. Why, did he send you?

CHWOKA: >y

KING SLIME: YES?! Is he trying to get you to plead to me to bring him back?! He's nothing but a worthless slime! He wasn't meant to be coloured in the first place! All slime colours are permanent of course. What is it that you're really after?!

CHWOKA: >a nice home, a pleasent wife and 2.5 children, no curses to speak of, and never having to work ever.

KING SLIME: Mmkay, I didn't catch that last part. But still! Why'd you bring that outcast into question?! {The silver slime guards look at Chwoka suspiciously} Is it because he wants you to get my treasure?!

CHWOKA: >ask about treasure

KING SLIME: The treasure is your typical gold and jewels but I also keep the sacred sceptre down there but don't go after it. I've locked it behind several doors and added so many booby traps that even Indiana Jones won't be able to escape out of here alive.

CHWOKA: >point out he's holding up the meeting, then leave

KING SLIME: Ah yes, I suppose you should leave. We got a meeting on how to deal with heroes. See you later, sir. {slides back upstairs}

RAIKU: Hello sir, I am your new chef!

SLIME #128934: Err... hello? How'd you get in here? Ah well... I'll call the new Slime King down... {presses a button and a giant slime crashes in}

GIANT SLIME: YEAH?! WHAT IS IT?!

SLIME #128934: Err... this man would... like to... be your new chef?!

GIANT SLIME: I NEVER REALLY ORDERED A NEW CHEF! WHY WOULD I NEED ANOTHER ONE?!

SLIME #128934: Sorry about the king's manners, he's a bit... shouty... why did we bring a news shouter into power? But seriously, do you have any reasons why we need a new chef?

RAIKU: I make the best food in the world! The old one quit.

LEMON: {runs in} King Slime! King Slime! This is urgent!

RAIKU: Yes it is. He's corrupt! Lemon, let's take him down.

LEMON: ... Okay, but I was just coming to say hi and have a glass of wine. Okay, king! Raiku says he and I want to challenge you!

GIANT SLIME: WHAT MOCKERY IS THIS?! {turns to Slime #128934} DID YOU SET ME UP?!

SLIME #128934: {hides behind the desk} N-n-no, sir!

GIANT SLIME: REMIND ME TO EXECUTE YOU LATER! {turns to Lemon and Raiku} BUT NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! GUARDS!

{Three slime guards bursts out through a nearby door, they quickly slide their way up to the Giant Slime}

GIANT SLIME: YOU'LL PAY FOR MESSING WITH THE GREAT KING SLIME THE 1,000,384,329th!

{The King Slime and his guards attack Lemon and Raiku!}