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+ | '''Zarel E-Mail #6''' | ||
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+ | Zarel becomes a robot...or does he? | ||
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+ | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of Town, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, Roboganger | ||
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+ | '''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, King's Castle | ||
+ | ==Transcript== | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to Zarel's Room}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' WARNING: Using Zarel Emails as a respirator may cause side effects such as inability to breathe and wrecking balls to the torso. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. | ||
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+ | </blockquote> | ||
+ | <blockquote class=zarel> | ||
+ | <div>subj: what's a robutt</div> | ||
+ | HERES HOPING YOU DONT<br> | ||
+ | BECOME A ROBOT<br> | ||
+ | CLING CLANG<br> | ||
+ | WHOOPS TOO LATE | ||
+ | -Your own worst enemy</blockquote> | ||
+ | ''{Zarel screams the email with the exception of the sender's name.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen and faint}'' Keep it down! | ||
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+ | '''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Too late? Too late for what? You mean that I'm turning into a robot or something? If I were to turn into a robot, I think it’d be awesome! Having laser guns...metal sheen...but I wouldn’t be able to hug my mutual child, so that sucks right there. ''{clears screen, typing}'' Would I want to become a robot...no. But I would have a robot made of me! But...I think that I've been beat to the punch. I mean, Strong Bad has that Grape-Nuts Robot- | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to The Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape Nuts Robot stand there. Homestar walks by}'' | ||
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+ | '''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -and nothing beats that! | ||
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+ | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell, "carp for brains." | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that, Homestar? Ol’ Grapity here says you're a spell carp...er...crap for brains! | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR:''' What ''ever,'' Strong Bad. That robo-drone is so last decade and a year. | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, man, don't be dissin' the Grape-Nuts, The Grape-Nuts is cool. So much cooler than that old, washed-up The Cheatbot I had. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{As Strong Bad is saying this, The Cheatbot walks in}'' | ||
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+ | '''THE CHEATBOT:''' Meeeehhh... ''{walks away}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut back to the Cappy}'' | ||
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+ | '''ZAREL:''' ''{Typing}'' Wait, I've got it! I need to BEST Strong Bad and get a robot that works much better than that stupid Grape-Nuts bot and hang out with it much more than Strong Bad does with his Grape-ity Nut Nut. Oooh, maybe I can even have it be a female robot and...wait, are sloppy makeouts with robots legally allowed? That’s a thought for another day. I don’t even think robots can have gender. For now, I need to go... ''{Voice filling with disgust}'' Talk to a guy...who might...be able...to...help...me...guh... | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to the King of Town's Castle}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' Alright, so how much out of my pockets or brain cells am I going to have to pay and/or loose talking to you for this? | ||
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+ | '''KING OF TOWN:''' You provide me with the best cook around and I will get my homies to make you a mechanoid! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' Sounds goo...Wait a sec; King, did you just try to be gangster? | ||
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+ | '''KING OF TOWN:''' Word! Blacksmith, rassle up this man a robot in the hizzy! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{The Blacksmith salutes and runs off}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' I don’t know if I trust the King’s men with this...except for the chef guy. I loves the little chef guy. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Zarel bounds and gags the Poopsmith and stuffs him in a baseball bag.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut back to the Cappy}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Man, I hope the King is true to his word. It took me several awkward mall shopping and hours of learning hypnotism to get him a quote-on-quote "good cook." If this robot of mine isn't awesome as awesome, I- | ||
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+ | ''{Zarel is tapped on the shoulder}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' For the love of Pete Sampras I need to lock my- | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Zoom out to see a sort of ditzy-looking robot similar in appearance to Zarel, with a key in its back and a few loose springs on its head. Zarel turns to see it standing there, his jaw drops}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' Holy crap! That looks amazing! Maybe I shouldn’t doubt the King anymore! Or-or at least his men! I-I'm speechless! I...I need to show you to Strong Bad. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut to the Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape-Nuts Robot are there, Zarel and his robot doppleganger walk in}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' Hey, Strong Butt! Impressed? | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, the design is pretty good and-wait a second, did you just call me Strong ''Butt?!'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' Indeed! I figure now that I have the better robot, I’m the better dragon and/or wrestleman on this block! No Grape-Nuts will ever stop me! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Kiss the butt. | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you tell him! Kiss the Strong Butt! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL ROBOT:''' ''{With a slightly Northeastern accent}'' But, are sloppy makeouts with wrestling masks legally allowed? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Accent not identified. You sound funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. ''{continues to repeat its robotic laughter}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Aww man! Your robotic doppleganger’s accent sent mine into some kind of laughing loop! Well, I guess there is a benefit to not sounding like you at all. | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' Robotic doppleganger. Somehow I can creatively make a name from that by meshing the two words together! Your name will be Roboganger! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ROBOGANGER:''' I have achieved in life what is most sought after. I can now shut down happy. | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' Ah, robots. So charming. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{The Paper}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''ZAREL:''' Wow, Nut-grapes is still going, eh? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
+ | *Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to The Poopsmith. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Easter Egg Transcript=== | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Cut to the King's Castle. The Poopsmith is wearing an apron that says "Auntie Betty" and washing dishes, after 5 seconds, it cut backs to the previous scene.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Fun Facts== | ||
+ | *The intro is a take on a scene from Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6. '''WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.''' | ||
+ | *The Cheatbot is from SBEmail: technology. | ||
+ | *Roboganger is a complete take, voice and appearance-wise, on an old What A Cartoon! character, Wind-Up Wolf. You can watch the cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1D0ilHKF4 here.] | ||
+ | **His name was originally “Wind-Up Zarel”. |
Revision as of 04:17, 14 January 2014
This email has been re-written as of 2014. To view the original, click here.
Zarel E-Mail #6
Zarel becomes a robot...or does he?
Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of Town, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, Roboganger
Places: Zarel's House, The Stick, King's Castle
Transcript
{Cut to Zarel's Room}
ZAREL: WARNING: Using Zarel Emails as a respirator may cause side effects such as inability to breathe and wrecking balls to the torso. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.
</blockquote>
subj: what's a robuttHERES HOPING YOU DONT
-Your own worst enemy
BECOME A ROBOT
CLING CLANG
WHOOPS TOO LATE
{Zarel screams the email with the exception of the sender's name.}
STRONG SAD: {offscreen and faint} Keep it down!
ZAREL: {typing} Too late? Too late for what? You mean that I'm turning into a robot or something? If I were to turn into a robot, I think it’d be awesome! Having laser guns...metal sheen...but I wouldn’t be able to hug my mutual child, so that sucks right there. {clears screen, typing} Would I want to become a robot...no. But I would have a robot made of me! But...I think that I've been beat to the punch. I mean, Strong Bad has that Grape-Nuts Robot-
{Cut to The Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape Nuts Robot stand there. Homestar walks by}
ZAREL: {voiceover} -and nothing beats that!
GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: Now spell, "carp for brains."
STRONG BAD: You hear that, Homestar? Ol’ Grapity here says you're a spell carp...er...crap for brains!
HOMESTAR: What ever, Strong Bad. That robo-drone is so last decade and a year.
STRONG BAD: Hey, man, don't be dissin' the Grape-Nuts, The Grape-Nuts is cool. So much cooler than that old, washed-up The Cheatbot I had.
{As Strong Bad is saying this, The Cheatbot walks in}
THE CHEATBOT: Meeeehhh... {walks away}
{Cut back to the Cappy}
ZAREL: {Typing} Wait, I've got it! I need to BEST Strong Bad and get a robot that works much better than that stupid Grape-Nuts bot and hang out with it much more than Strong Bad does with his Grape-ity Nut Nut. Oooh, maybe I can even have it be a female robot and...wait, are sloppy makeouts with robots legally allowed? That’s a thought for another day. I don’t even think robots can have gender. For now, I need to go... {Voice filling with disgust} Talk to a guy...who might...be able...to...help...me...guh...
{Cut to the King of Town's Castle}
ZAREL: Alright, so how much out of my pockets or brain cells am I going to have to pay and/or loose talking to you for this?
KING OF TOWN: You provide me with the best cook around and I will get my homies to make you a mechanoid!
ZAREL: Sounds goo...Wait a sec; King, did you just try to be gangster?
KING OF TOWN: Word! Blacksmith, rassle up this man a robot in the hizzy!
{The Blacksmith salutes and runs off}
ZAREL: I don’t know if I trust the King’s men with this...except for the chef guy. I loves the little chef guy.
{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Zarel bounds and gags the Poopsmith and stuffs him in a baseball bag.}
{Cut back to the Cappy}
ZAREL: {typing} Man, I hope the King is true to his word. It took me several awkward mall shopping and hours of learning hypnotism to get him a quote-on-quote "good cook." If this robot of mine isn't awesome as awesome, I-
{Zarel is tapped on the shoulder}
ZAREL: For the love of Pete Sampras I need to lock my-
{Zoom out to see a sort of ditzy-looking robot similar in appearance to Zarel, with a key in its back and a few loose springs on its head. Zarel turns to see it standing there, his jaw drops}
ZAREL: Holy crap! That looks amazing! Maybe I shouldn’t doubt the King anymore! Or-or at least his men! I-I'm speechless! I...I need to show you to Strong Bad.
{Cut to the Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape-Nuts Robot are there, Zarel and his robot doppleganger walk in}
ZAREL: Hey, Strong Butt! Impressed?
STRONG BAD: Well, the design is pretty good and-wait a second, did you just call me Strong Butt?!
ZAREL: Indeed! I figure now that I have the better robot, I’m the better dragon and/or wrestleman on this block! No Grape-Nuts will ever stop me!
GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: Kiss the butt.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, you tell him! Kiss the Strong Butt!
ZAREL ROBOT: {With a slightly Northeastern accent} But, are sloppy makeouts with wrestling masks legally allowed?
GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: Accent not identified. You sound funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. {continues to repeat its robotic laughter}
STRONG BAD: Aww man! Your robotic doppleganger’s accent sent mine into some kind of laughing loop! Well, I guess there is a benefit to not sounding like you at all.
ZAREL: Robotic doppleganger. Somehow I can creatively make a name from that by meshing the two words together! Your name will be Roboganger!
ROBOGANGER: I have achieved in life what is most sought after. I can now shut down happy.
ZAREL: Ah, robots. So charming.
{The Paper}
ZAREL: Wow, Nut-grapes is still going, eh?
Easter Eggs
- Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to The Poopsmith.
Easter Egg Transcript
{Cut to the King's Castle. The Poopsmith is wearing an apron that says "Auntie Betty" and washing dishes, after 5 seconds, it cut backs to the previous scene.}
Fun Facts
- The intro is a take on a scene from Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6. WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.
- The Cheatbot is from SBEmail: technology.
- Roboganger is a complete take, voice and appearance-wise, on an old What A Cartoon! character, Wind-Up Wolf. You can watch the cartoon here.
- His name was originally “Wind-Up Zarel”.