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| − | '''Zarel E-Mail #6''' | + | <big>'''This email has been re-written as of 2014. To view the original, click [[/original|here]].'''</big> |
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| − | Zarel becomes a robot...or does he?
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| − | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of Town, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, Wind-Up Zarel
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| − | '''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, King's Castle
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| − | ==Transcript==
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| − | ''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' WARNING: Using Zarel Emails as a respirator may cause side effects such as inability to breathe and wrecking balls to the torso. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | <blockquote class=zarel>
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| − | <div>subj: what's a robutt</div>
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| − | HERES HOPING YOU DONT<br>
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| − | BECOME A ROBOT<br>
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| − | CLING CLANG<br>
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| − | WHOOPS TOO LATE
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| − | -Your own worst enemy</blockquote> | |
| − | ''{Zarel screams the email with the exception of the sender's name.}''
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| − | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen and faint}'' Keep it down!
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Too late? Too late for what? You mean that I'm turning into a robot or something? What are you supposed to mean? Wait, I know how to answer this. ''{clears screen, typing}'' Would I want to become a robot...no. But I would have a robot made of me! But...I think that I've been beat to the punch. I mean, Strong Bad has that Grape-Nuts Robot-
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| − | ''{Cut to The Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape Nuts Robot stand there. Homestar walks by}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -and nothing beats that!
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| − | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell, "carp for brains."
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| − | '''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that, Homestar? You're a carp...er...crap for brains!
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| − | '''HOMESTAR:''' What ''ever.''
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| − | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, man, don't be dissin' the Grape-Nuts, The Grape-Nuts is cool. So much cooler than that old, washed-up The Cheatbot I had.
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| − | ''{As Strong Bad is saying this, The Cheatbot walks in}''
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| − | '''THE CHEATBOT:''' Meeeehhh... ''{walks away}''
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| − | ''{Cut back to the Cappy}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' ''{Typing}'' Wait, I've got it! I need to BEST Strong Bad and get a robot that works much better than that stupid Grape-Nuts bot and hang out with it much more than Strong Bad does with his Grape-ity Nut Nut.
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| − | ''{Cut to the King of Town's Castle}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' Alright, so how much are we dealing this?
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| − | '''KING OF TOWN:''' You provide me with the best cook around and I will get my homies to make you a mechanoid!
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' Sounds goo...King, did you just try to be gangster?
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| − | '''KING OF TOWN:''' Word! Blacksmith, rassle up this man a robot in the hizzy!
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| − | ''{The Blacksmith salutes and runs off}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' Ooookay. I'll be back.
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| − | ''{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Zarel bounds and gags the Poopsmith and stuffs him in a baseball bag.}''
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| − | ''{Cut back to the Cappy}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' I hope the King is true to his word. It took me several awkward mall shopping and hours of learning hypnotism to get him a quote-on-quote "good cook." If this robot of mine isn't awesome as awesome, I-
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| − | ''{Zarel is tapped on the shoulder}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' For the love of Pete Sampras I need to lock my-
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| − | ''{Zoom out to see a rather cartoony-looking robot sporting clothing similar to Zarel's and a wind-up crank. Zarel turns to see it standing there, his jaw drops}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' Holy crap! That looks amazing! I-I'm speechless! I...I need to show you to Strong Bad.
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| − | ''{Cut to the Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape-Nuts Robot are there, Zarel and Wind-Up Zarel walk in}''
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' Impressed?
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| − | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. Somewhat. But can it talk?
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| − | '''ZAREL:''' I dunno, he ain't talking much. Well, give him some time and he'll speak up.
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| − | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Kiss the butt.
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| − | '''STRONG BAD:''' You tell him!
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| − | '''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' ''{in a southeastern accent}'' You are...an Englishman...with a dress!
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| − | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{5 second pause}'' Gah.
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| − | ''{The Paper}''
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| − | ==Easter Eggs==
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| − | *Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to The Poopsmith.
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| − | ===Easter Egg Transcript===
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| − | ''{Cut to the King's Castle. The Poopsmith is wearing an apron that says "Auntie Betty" and washing dishes, after 5 seconds, it cut backs to the previous scene.}''
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| − | ==Fun Facts==
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| − | *The intro is a take on a scene from Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6. '''WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.'''
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| − | *The Cheatbot is from SBEmail: technology.
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| − | *Wind-Up Zarel is a complete take, voice and appearance-wise, on an old What A Cartoon! character, Wind-Up Wolf. You can watch the cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1D0ilHKF4 here.]
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| − | *Wind-Up Zarel's line is part of a domination line said by The Soldier from Team Fortress 2. The full line is "Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!" This is said when a Soldier dominates an enemy Demoman, who is part Scottish.
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