Difference between revisions of "Wiki User Presidential Elections/declaration"

Latest revision as of 15:24, 26 April 2009

This is an archive of tapes in which candidates announce their candidacy

The Noid

Bluebry

JCM

Raiku

Badstar

Greetings all citizens of this fine WUW. You may know me as Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney, or Skullbuggy (rest his soul)'s former bodyguard. Well I have decided to step up to the plate and run again. The WUW has entered a state of panic. That is why I am willing to make this a better place. With me as president, you shall no longer be encountered by Rick Roll's or Wacky Wells! Vandals shall quake in fear! For I and my good friend Im a Bell shall make this a clean wiki where the users run free! To everybody else... I may seem like a dirty thirdie to you. But in truth... I am a friend. That is all. Thank you for your time.

Lemon Demon

Sephiroth

THE WIKI IS A DARK PLACE. PEOPLE ARE JUDGED BY GENERATIONS, ALMOST NO ONE IS EQUAL. WE ARE BEING MISTREATED BY THE INTERNET AS WE HAVE NO HRFWIKI. THAT IS NOT RIGHT I SAY! THAT IS WHY I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! NOT JUST FOR ME, BUT FOR YOU! THE WORKING PEOPLES OF THE NATION! VOTE SEPHIROTH FOR GLORIOUS LEADER AND YOU WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!

Strong Rad

• insert something to do with defending the Wiki Union here*