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Wiki User Presidential Elections

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STEP 1: GETTING YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR

Choomunist Party

  • bluby/jefferson davis

Demookcratic Socialist Party

  • General Skullivan D. Buggy/Senator The_Mu
  • Raiku/RPM1337

Republicans

  • Badstar/TJ
  • NachoMan/NOID

BJ Party

  • TheCheese/Bumblebee Rockstar

STEP 2: CAMPAIGNING

What are your stances on various issues?

bluby/davis

texas secession and states' rights

TheCheese/BumRock

  • we believe in a united 4 provinces
  • have you seen this adorable picture of kittie catwakesupu.gif

NachoMan/Noid

  • Two cars in every garage and three little dark children in every closet
  • no minorities allowed

Raiku/RPM

  • WE BELIEVE IN RIGHTS... AND PIZZA
  • WE WILL BE LIKE ALASKA AND GIVE EVERYONE A THOUSAND DOLLARS A WEEK

Skully/Mu

  • Prayer in schools will be reinstated
  • Healthcare shall be only for those who can afford it
  • TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICSSS