Wiki User Presidential Elections/declaration

This is an archive of tapes in which candidates announce their candidacy

Badstar

Greetings all citizens of this fine WUW. You may know me as Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney, or Skullbuggy (rest his soul)'s former bodyguard. Well I have decided to step up to the plate and run again. The WUW has entered a state of panic. That is why I am willing to make this a better place. With me as president, you shall no longer be encountered by Rick Roll's or Wacky Wells! Vandals shall quake in fear! For I and my good friend Im a Bell shall make this a clean wiki where the users run free! To everybody else... I may seem like a dirty thirdie to you. But in truth... I am a friend. That is all. Thank you for your time.

Sephiroth

THE WIKI IS A DARK PLACE. PEOPLE ARE JUDGED BY GENERATIONS, ALMOST NO ONE IS EQUAL. WE ARE BEING MISTREATED BY THE INTERNET AS WE HAVE NO HRFWIKI. THAT IS NOT RIGHT I SAY! THAT IS WHY I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! NOT JUST FOR ME, BUT FOR YOU! THE WORKING PEOPLES OF THE NATION! VOTE SEPHIROTH FOR GLORIOUS LEADER AND YOU WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!

Strong Rad

• insert something to do with defending the Wiki Union here*