I am Bane! Okay, not really..

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	"And I smell like wet tech support, with a hint of onion!"

Anyway, the name's Lucian, and yes, I'm settling on that name. No more name changes left and right; I'm no longer the dump-assed teenager/adolescent I was 7 years ago. Those times are over. The good times, however, are not.

So why have I come back here? Well, after watching some Homestar Runner again, I'd thought about my old email show. No, not that one. The actually halfway decent one. It was the one time I felt like I'd slightly nailed the Homestar Runner writing style, and I actually enjoyed writing it. At this point though, I'd like to not re-boot, but go back and trim the weeds out of the previous Zarel Emails, then go to writing some brand new ones for the aught-fourteen!

Stuff I Make and Things

• Toons - May not or may not be animated!
• Characters - Meet the team. No...not that team.
• The Zarel Lewis E-Mail Show - An old HRFWiki thing. Now rise from your grave! Takes place in the H*R Universe.
• The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed - Another old HRFWiki thing I made.

My Quotes of the Whenever

This uses a Userbox for now until if and/or when the QOTW template is fixed.

"Pay me 100 bucks and I could do some unlicensed surgery to make it more discerning! I'll also add in cup holders and tinted windows!"

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