Conshow/66

Summary

Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!

CAST: Clark the Evil Guy, Clark the Gift Shop Guy, Conchris

INTRO GAG: Jake Goodwin and Katie Goldilin's screen is replaced with Clark the Evil Guy, Conchris's screen is replaced with Clark the Gift Shop Guy and Aria and Mr. Person's screen is replaced by various non-descript characters with no name. Clark stands alone in the end.

Transcript

{Open to a non-descript evil lair, Clark is busy watching evil television detailing the triumphs and failures of his fellow villains}

CLARK: Bah! Curses and what not! Why can't I be as good as a villain as those fools?! One of them is even a ROBOT! I can't compete with that!

TV: And now for a re-run of an old episode of the Conshow, in memoriam of those who lost their lives in Wikity all those years ago... {sniff} may you all rest in peace...

{The Conshow Season 1 intro plays in the background, Clark watches the TV}

CLARK: Of course... I need a new sidekick! One that will not die on me during a season finale! One that I can depend on for evil and nefarious deeds! But how...

SIRHCNOC: {on tv} So, you may have found out my identity. In the day, I am Clark... the... Gift Shop man! At night, I am SIRHCNOC! HA HA HA HA HA!

CONCHRIS: {on tv} You're not a superhero.

SIRHCNOC: {on tv} I'm a villain, does that count?

CONCHRIS: {on tv} Whatever.

CLARK: Hm... {poses triumphantly} Of course! I shall don my guise as Clark the Gift Shop Guy and find a suitable companion with which to share my evilness with! We will both spread chaos throughout Reedsen! Ha ha ha ha ha ha... HA HA HA HA HA HA! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-{cough} {splutter} -ow my throat...

{Intro}

TO BE CONTINUED