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Con email.wue/38
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Summary
Conchris gets another compy. He gets a Strong Bad Email clone.
Cast: Conchris, Some Kinda Robot, Strong Bad, Cruroar, Conraver (Easter Egg), The Cheat (Easter Egg)
Transcript
{cut to the computer room, the desk is empty}
CONCHRIS (VOICEOVER): There comes a time for a new compy. There is also time for Homestar to leave me alone.
HOMESTAR RUNNER (VOICEOVER): Okay!
CONCHRIS (VOICEOVER): Right, this box is so freaking heavy man.
{Conchris comes in with a Blue computer}
CONCHRIS: Let's see if I can get this thing started! {The Compo XP turns on} Alright! Let's get to work! {He types in 'Con_email.exe}
Dear Conchris,
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off
NOT Abdi LaRue
before you got to bed?
Sincerely,
CONCHRIS: What the....I thought this was Strong Bad's email! Anyway, {starts talking like a robot and typing} Are.You.Some.Kinda.Robot? Well.I.Am.Not.A.Robot.So.Go.Away! {Stops talking like a robot and typing} Well, that sucked. I'll go see if Cruroar has finished his cartoon yet.
{Conchris leaves, Some Kinda Robot comes in}
SOME KINDA ROBOT: Oh.Look.At.That. That.Guy.Has.Left.A.Message. {Starts mumbling the words} Well.He.Is.A.Crap.For.Brains.
{Some Kinda Robot turns off and Strong Bad comes in}
STRONG BAD: OH CRAP! The battery's run out! I'm going to tell The Cheat to get me more batteries for this junk of metal.
{Cut to Cruroar's computer}
CONCHRIS: So, Cruroar, have you finished the cartoon yet?
CRUROAR: Yeah! {Cruroar presses something and it plays}
{fade out, a clock shows, its hands go fast and afterwards, we cut to Cruroar's Computer}
CONCHRIS: That is the longest toon, I have ever saw. I'm going back...
STRONG BAD: That cartoon was crap! I mean, his skills are lacking...like The Cheat's....PEEOW!
{The paper comes down}
CRUROAR: YOU SUCK STRONG BAD!