Con email.wue/38

Summary

Conchris gets another compy. He gets a Strong Bad Email clone.

Cast: Conchris, Some Kinda Robot, Strong Bad, Cruroar, Conraver (Easter Egg), The Cheat (Easter Egg)

Transcript

{cut to the computer room, the desk is empty}

CONCHRIS (VOICEOVER): There comes a time for a new compy. There is also time for Homestar to leave me alone.

HOMESTAR RUNNER (VOICEOVER): Okay!

CONCHRIS (VOICEOVER): Right, this box is so freaking heavy man.

{Conchris comes in with a Blue computer}

CONCHRIS: Let's see if I can get this thing started! {The Compo XP turns on} Alright! Let's get to work! {He types in 'Con_email.exe}

Dear Conchris,

Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off
before you got to bed?
Sincerely,

NOT Abdi LaRue

CONCHRIS: What the....I thought this was Strong Bad's email! Anyway, {starts talking like a robot and typing} Are.You.Some.Kinda.Robot? Well.I.Am.Not.A.Robot.So.Go.Away! {Stops talking like a robot and typing} Well, that sucked. I'll go see if Cruroar has finished his cartoon yet.

{Conchris leaves, Some Kinda Robot comes in}

SOME KINDA ROBOT: Oh.Look.At.That. That.Guy.Has.Left.A.Message. {Starts mumbling the words} Well.He.Is.A.Crap.For.Brains.

{Some Kinda Robot turns off and Strong Bad comes in}

STRONG BAD: OH CRAP! The battery's run out! I'm going to tell The Cheat to get me more batteries for this junk of metal.

{Cut to Cruroar's computer}

CONCHRIS: So, Cruroar, have you finished the cartoon yet?

CRUROAR: Yeah! {Cruroar presses something and it plays}

{fade out, a clock shows, its hands go fast and afterwards, we cut to Cruroar's Computer}

CONCHRIS: That is the longest toon, I have ever saw. I'm going back...

STRONG BAD: That cartoon was crap! I mean, his skills are lacking...like The Cheat's....PEEOW!

{The paper comes down}

CRUROAR: YOU SUCK STRONG BAD!