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Con email.wue/31
Summary
Conchris somehow starts a new season, which seems to happen every 30 emails. Changes are made around the WUE and Conchris somehow gets changed into a whatever Homestar is.
Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar, Cruroar, Conril, Doug Teegland, Conchris?, Homsar (Easter Egg), Bubs (Easter Egg)
Transcript
{Cut to the computer room, Conchris, Homestar Runner, Cruroar and Conril are there}
{Doug Teegland comes in}
DOUG TEEGLAND: I'm afraid I've got some bad news boys. This email show is crap.
CONCHRIS: WHAT?!
DOUG TEEGLAND: First of all, made-up emails are no longer allowed as I made a filter for the made-up emails.
CONCHRIS: OH GREAT NOW I HAVE TO SIT THERE UNTIL SOMEONE EMAILS ME?! How bad is that?
DOUG TEEGLAND: Second of all, You had no easter eggs in a while, so I've commanded the Easter Egg guys to force you to have easter eggs.
CONCHRIS: Anything else, Dumbo?
DOUG TEEGLAND: Last of all, you have to fit in with the cast so, you will need to be changed to what Homestar is.
CONCHRIS: YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME! YOU CAN'T... {A zap of light hits him and he falls to the floor}
{Fade to black and then cut back to the computer room}
CONCHRIS?: Oww...What happened?
CRUROAR: You've changed that's what!
CONRIL?: I'm the human wedgie!
CONCHRIS?: Why do I have an urge to sing Bread sing-alongs? Where's my hands? {gasps} WHERE'S MY ARM?!
CRUROAR: You are a Homestar.
CONCHRIS: WHAT?! THAT is very cliche! Do I look like Homestar's Brother/Son/Cousin whatever to you?
CRUROAR: Yes.
CONCHRIS: Remind me to kick you when I feel better.
ANNOUNCER (VOICE OVER): And so, the Homestar's Brother Running Gag is born!
{The paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- The Homestar's Brother thing was an idea taken from somebody. It's going to be used as a running gag until the 'confession' email (A Not quite one after Email....60)
Easter Eggs
- Click on Cruroar and he'll change into Homsar
Easter Egg Transcript
{If Cruroar has been changed to Homsar}
HOMSAR: Hey Homestar's Brother! I just lost my jengajam!
CONCHRIS: Freaking Weirdo.
{If Cruroar 'Homsar' has been changed to Bubs}
BUBS: Being Homestar's Brother is 50 Bucks!
CONCHRIS: FOW CRAPS SAKES, I AM NOT HOMESTAW'S BWOTHEW! Oh no! Now I have Homestar's Speech Impediment!