Con email.wue/31

Summary

Conchris somehow starts a new season, which seems to happen every 30 emails. Changes are made around the WUE and Conchris somehow gets changed into a whatever Homestar is.

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar, Cruroar, Conril, Doug Teegland, Conchris?, Homsar (Easter Egg), Bubs (Easter Egg)

Transcript

{Cut to the computer room, Conchris, Homestar Runner, Cruroar and Conril are there}

{Doug Teegland comes in}

DOUG TEEGLAND: I'm afraid I've got some bad news boys. This email show is crap.

CONCHRIS: WHAT?!

DOUG TEEGLAND: First of all, made-up emails are no longer allowed as I made a filter for the made-up emails.

CONCHRIS: OH GREAT NOW I HAVE TO SIT THERE UNTIL SOMEONE EMAILS ME?! How bad is that?

DOUG TEEGLAND: Second of all, You had no easter eggs in a while, so I've commanded the Easter Egg guys to force you to have easter eggs.

CONCHRIS: Anything else, Dumbo?

DOUG TEEGLAND: Last of all, you have to fit in with the cast so, you will need to be changed to what Homestar is.

CONCHRIS: YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME! YOU CAN'T... {A zap of light hits him and he falls to the floor}

{Fade to black and then cut back to the computer room}

CONCHRIS?: Oww...What happened?

CRUROAR: You've changed that's what!

CONRIL?: I'm the human wedgie!

CONCHRIS?: Why do I have an urge to sing Bread sing-alongs? Where's my hands? {gasps} WHERE'S MY ARM?!

CRUROAR: You are a Homestar.

CONCHRIS: WHAT?! THAT is very cliche! Do I look like Homestar's Brother/Son/Cousin whatever to you?

CRUROAR: Yes.

CONCHRIS: Remind me to kick you when I feel better.

ANNOUNCER (VOICE OVER): And so, the Homestar's Brother Running Gag is born!

{The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• The Homestar's Brother thing was an idea taken from somebody. It's going to be used as a running gag until the 'confession' email (A Not quite one after Email....60)

Easter Eggs

• Click on Cruroar and he'll change into Homsar

Easter Egg Transcript

{If Cruroar has been changed to Homsar}

HOMSAR: Hey Homestar's Brother! I just lost my jengajam!

CONCHRIS: Freaking Weirdo.

{If Cruroar 'Homsar' has been changed to Bubs}

BUBS: Being Homestar's Brother is 50 Bucks!

CONCHRIS: FOW CRAPS SAKES, I AM NOT HOMESTAW'S BWOTHEW! Oh no! Now I have Homestar's Speech Impediment!