Color Printer's E-mails/Teen Boy Team

Summary

Color Printer creates the alternate of Teen Girl Squad: Teen Boy Team!

Cast: Color Printer, Football Player, Cool Dude, What's His Face, The Geeky One, Teen Girl Squad (easter egg), Mrs. Commanderson (easter egg)

Places: CP's Computer Room, School Hallway, Outside School, Football Field, Mrs. Commanderson's Classroom

Transcript

Color Printer: I feel a-like a-checkin my e-mails today!

Dear Color Printer,
Can you draw a comic about anything?
-Comic Fan

Color Printer: {clears screen, starts typing} Well, Comical Fan, I've already made a comic: Teen Boy Team!

{Cut to...some notebook paper. Yeah. TGS music with a boy-ish remix starts playing.}

Narrator Color Printer: Teen Boy Squad! Football Player {#13!} Cool Dude {Nice Shades!} What's His Face {Huh?} The Geeky One {Get a life}

{Cut to TBT standing in the school hallway.}

Football Player: Hey, team. My first football game is tonight.

Cool Dude: Cool.

What's His Face: Cool.

The Geeky One: So?

{What's His Face stomps on The Geeky One's foot}

The Geeky One: Ouch!

Football Player: Why don't you care about my first football game?

The Geeky One: I have to finish my homework.

Cool Dude: Oh, yeah, that reminds me. Don't forget to give us the answers.

What's His Face: Or ELSE!

The Geeky One: Okay, see ya! {walks offscreen}

Football Player, Cool Dude, What's His Face: Geek.

{Cut to The Geeky One walking home.}

The Geeky One: Gotta get home quick!

Narrator Color Printer: PENCIL'D! {A giant pencil crushes The Geeky One}

The Geeky One: Ouch! Help!

Narrator Color Printer: At the football game!

{Cut to the football field. Cool Dude and What's His Face are sitting in the stands.}

Narrator Color Printer: FOOTBALL'D! {a loud THUMP is heard}

{Cut to the football field, where Football Player is crushed by a giant football.}

Football Player: Ouch.

{Cut to stands}

Cool Dude: Ouch.

What's His Face: Ouch.

{Cut to where The Geeky One is walking home, however he is still crushed.}

The Geeky One: Ouch!

Narrator Color Printer: IT'S OVER!

{Cut to the computer room.}

Color Printer: {clears screen, starts typing} Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed. I think I'm gonna do a couple more of these. Maybe send them to the newspaper...so they can put them in their daily comic section. {stops typing} So remember, if anybody's cool, it's me.

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "these" to see a short clip.
• Click on "daily comic section" to see this comic in comic form instead of video form. Use the arrow keys to navigate.

Easter Egg Transcript

{Cut to Mrs. Commanderson's Classroom. TBT is sitting in front, with TGS sitting behing them. Football Player and The Geeky One have various casts on them.}

Mrs. Commanderson: Okay, class, time to turn in last night's homework.

{Football Player, Cool Dude, and What's His Face glare at The Geeky One.}

The Geeky One: Don't look at me! I was crushed by a giant pencil!

Fun Facts

• The impressive line is from Homestar Quiz.
• This is obviously a parody of Teen Girl Squad.
• Will I do more? You bet.