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Con email.wue/98
Summary
Conchris gets emailed about what he was like in pre/middle/high school
Page Title: YOUR IMAGINATION A SPLODE!
Transcript
{Conchris gets on the computer, his face still charred}
CONCHRIS: {singing along to the tune of Mario Kart DS' Title Screen song} Da da da da da! Email! Doo da da da da da da do do do do do do Eeeeemmmmaaail Time! Daaaa da da da da da da da da its time for e-e-email.
Dear Conchris, What were you like in high/middle/pre school? Some-person-type-guy
CONCHRIS: Here we go, an email that doesn't involve experiments! {typing} Let's start with pre-school, I was all like a baby, with adorible eyes, don't forget the red shirt and blue shorts I wore.
PRE-SCHOOL CONCHRIS: I'm pretending to check email!
{Scroll left to reveal Baby Coach Z}
BABY COACH Z: I'm still pretending to be captain of the football torm!
CONCHRIS: {overvoice} Ugh, the author's imagination is still broke.
VOICEOVER: Broken Fourth Wall'D!
CONCHRIS: {voiceover} Ouch? Anyway, middle school, you mean Primary School, right? Ahem, I was pretty stupid back then, I think.
{Cut to a school corridor}
CONCHRIS: {voiceover} I forgot what it was like, so I think I might be wearing Blue shirt and red trousers then.
MIDDLE SCHOOL CONCHRIS: Wait what?
CONCHRIS: {voiceover} Imagination....fading. Unoriginality...growing. Anyway, I refuse to do anymore of this.
{Cut to Conchris' computer room, where Homestar is}
HOMESTAR: No! You keep telling! Or else, I'll get Frank Bendetto on you!
CONCHRIS: Frank Bendetto? I thought that popcorn maker is dead!
HOMESTAR: Oh, he's still alive and all.
CONCHRIS: Fine, I'll do one more, as for High School... Umm... I don't know, I forgot about it, it's all fady and stuff. CAN'T. THINK. GAHH! {Conchris runs off-screen}
HOMESTAR: That's bupkis!
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}
Fun Facts
Real World References
- Conchris was singing along to the tune of Mario Kart DS' Main Menu theme, with his own little word variations.
Author's Comment
1/5 - Gah, I hate emails like this, glad to get it over with.