Con email.wue/98

Summary

Conchris gets emailed about what he was like in pre/middle/high school

Page Title: YOUR IMAGINATION A SPLODE!

Transcript

{Conchris gets on the computer, his face still charred}

CONCHRIS: {singing along to the tune of Mario Kart DS' Title Screen song} Da da da da da! Email! Doo da da da da da da do do do do do do Eeeeemmmmaaail Time! Daaaa da da da da da da da da its time for e-e-email.

Dear Conchris,
What were you like in high/middle/pre school?
Some-person-type-guy

CONCHRIS: Here we go, an email that doesn't involve experiments! {typing} Let's start with pre-school, I was all like a baby, with adorible eyes, don't forget the red shirt and blue shorts I wore.

PRE-SCHOOL CONCHRIS: I'm pretending to check email!

{Scroll left to reveal Baby Coach Z}

BABY COACH Z: I'm still pretending to be captain of the football torm!

CONCHRIS: {overvoice} Ugh, the author's imagination is still broke.

VOICEOVER: Broken Fourth Wall'D!

CONCHRIS: {voiceover} Ouch? Anyway, middle school, you mean Primary School, right? Ahem, I was pretty stupid back then, I think.

{Cut to a school corridor}

CONCHRIS: {voiceover} I forgot what it was like, so I think I might be wearing Blue shirt and red trousers then.

MIDDLE SCHOOL CONCHRIS: Wait what?

CONCHRIS: {voiceover} Imagination....fading. Unoriginality...growing. Anyway, I refuse to do anymore of this.

{Cut to Conchris' computer room, where Homestar is}

HOMESTAR: No! You keep telling! Or else, I'll get Frank Bendetto on you!

CONCHRIS: Frank Bendetto? I thought that popcorn maker is dead!

HOMESTAR: Oh, he's still alive and all.

CONCHRIS: Fine, I'll do one more, as for High School... Umm... I don't know, I forgot about it, it's all fady and stuff. CAN'T. THINK. GAHH! {Conchris runs off-screen}

HOMESTAR: That's bupkis!

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}

Fun Facts

Real World References

• Conchris was singing along to the tune of Mario Kart DS' Main Menu theme, with his own little word variations.

Author's Comment

1/5 - Gah, I hate emails like this, glad to get it over with.