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Contents
Overview
Page Title: I want pudding!
Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Shadowy Figure (Sirhcnoc), Cruroar, Homestar Runner, Stinkoman, The Homestar Runner, 1-Up, The Ugly One, Narrator Strong Bad, Jaro(s), Pudding bots, Shovels?
Not including the lines from choices: 85 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS MAN!
Including the lines from Conchris' Idea: 108 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS AND NOT INCLUDING PRE TAGS MAN!
Transcript
Chapter 1 - MU HA HA HA HA HA!
CONCHRIS: I'm not doing an email today....because...I'll do something unrelated to throwing eggs at some place I know...{runs off}
{The Shadowy Figure comes in}
SHADOWY FIGURE: MU HA HA HA HA! I will take over this computer and time will be wrecked somehow...
{Cruroar comes in}
CRUROAR: Oh no you don't!
SHADOWY FIGURE: Oh yes I do!
{Homestar Runner comes in}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh no you don't! {brief silence} What?
SHADOWY FIGURE: I'll push it anyways.
{The Shadowy Figure pushes a button somehow and The Homestar Runner and Stinkoman appears}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Now to delete this...
time_travel.exe deleted...
SHADOWY FIGURE: MU HA HA HA HA!
STINKOMAN: You laugh like that other Shadowy Figure.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Shut up! Punch! {punches Stinkoman}
{The room goes dark, Stinkoman is still the one bright}
STINKOMAN: ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLLLEEEEEENNNNNNGGGEEEE?
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh dear! I might not see this! {walks off}
STINKOMAN: DOOOOUUUUBBBLLLLEEEE DEEEEEEUUUUUUCCCCEEEE!
SHADOWY FIGURE: Kick. {kicks Stinkoman, Stinkoman lands on the ground with a thud}
STINKOMAN: You've beaten me in a challenge. But that's not gonna stop MEEEEEEEEEEE!
SHADOWY FIGURE: It's time I made my leave...
STINKOMAN: GET BACK HERE!
{The Shadowy Figure disappears in a poof}
{Conchris comes back in}
CONCHRIS: That felt so much better...HEY WAIT! What the crap is going on here?
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm The Homestar Runner. What's your marker?
STINKOMAN: I go by Stinkoman! That's a name for fighters if there ever is one!
CONCHRIS: Conchris. How did you get here?
CRUROAR: Some Shadowy Dude pressed the 'take two popular characters from 1936 and 20X6 and place them at current location' button. Phew, that name was long.
CONCHRIS: And what else?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: He deleted your Time thingy...
CONCHRIS: WHAT?! This does not look good for this email.
{fade to black, a Stinkoman 20X6-esque Level screen shows with the words 'Try Chapter 2.0!'}
CONCHRIS: {off-screen} HEY!
Chapter 2 - Who's the Shadowy Figure?
{cut to Parts Unknown, Conchris and the gang are walking along}
CONCHRIS: Anyway, who is the Shadowy Figure?
STINKOMAN: I don't know...
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?
CONCHRIS: Hey look!
STINKOMAN: It's 1-Up!
{the camera pans through the clearing, revealing 1-Up with his back turned}
STINKOMAN: 1-Up?
1-UP: You never got me pudding...
CONCHRIS: {weirded out} What?
{They get transported to Teen Girl Squad Paper}
CONCHRIS: This is worse than that virus email...
{The Ugly One comes in}
THE UGLY ONE: Who are you?
CONCHRIS: Erm...What?
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: WHATTED'D!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! MY PAUSEMENT!
CONCHRIS: This is crazy...
STINKOMAN: I know that.
1-UP: Shut up...
CONCHRIS: Since when did YOU become so mean?
1-UP: Since the day I got pudding smashed into my face...
CONCHRIS: Erm...
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: HOMESTAR'D!
CONCHRIS: Wha?! I look like a...Whatever Homestar is...
STINKOMAN: Cool! That means I can punch you! {punches Conchris}
CONCHRIS: OW! Wait...NO HANDS?! OH NO WHAT DO I DO?!
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: NORMAL'D!
CONCHRIS: I'm a Human again! YAY!
{The background shifts from the TGS Paper to the Shadowy Figure's castle}
CONCHRIS: What the? How did we get here so fast?
STINKOMAN: Hey look! It's the Shadowy Figure!
SHADOWY FIGURE: It seems like you came...
CONCHRIS: Who are you?!
SHADOWY FIGURE: I am you...Your evil self...SIRHCNOC!
CONCHRIS: Great...
SHADOWY FIGURE: Now...FIGHT!
{Jaros, Pudding bots and Shovels appear}
CONCHRIS: Fine. Let's fight them!
STINKOMAN: Yeah!
1-UP: Horray for Pudding!
CONCHRIS: Let's go fight!
{A Stinkoman 20X6-esque level main screen appears with the words 'Try Level 10.3!'}
{Conchris charges against the shovel and kicks it, Conchris then picks up the Shovel and starts hitting over shovels.}
{1-Up, holding a spoon, eats the pudding bots with his spoon, causing them to turn off.}
{Stinkoman punches the Jaros to bits}
CONCHRIS: The Shadowy Figure is escaping!
STINKOMAN: How about if we have an idea. We can use my Stinkowing.
1-UP: Maybe we could fire the Pud-a-pult at the ship.
CONCHRIS: Maybe we can use my computer to hack the controls.
Chapter 2 1/2
CONCHRIS: Those ideas won't work. How about we do mines? CONCHRIS: Wait!
{Stinkoman and 1-Up screech to a halt}
{Conchris is on his Lappo 600}
CONCHRIS: I got the connection, now all I need is too... {cut to the Lappo 600's screen, it says:
Username:Sirhcnoc Pass:******************}
CONCHRIS: GOT IT!
{Cut to inside the ship}
SHIP: ALERT! ALERT! IT HAS BEEN HACKED! SHUTTING DOWN YOUR CONTROLS...
SIRHCNOC: WHAT?! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
{cut to outside, his cries are heard until he crashes}
{cut to the Field, Cruroar and Homestar Runner are there}
CRUROAR: Meh!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Did you hear that? Nothing!
{Cut back to the fort}
CONCHRIS: Looks like you have to go.
STINKOMAN: Anyway, nice being a challenge partner with you! {he disappears including 1-Up}
CONCHRIS: Goodbye.
{The Homestar Runner appears}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well folks, you know what that means...now I'll...{he dissappears}
CONCHRIS: Glad that's over with.
CRUROAR: Yeah!
CONCHRIS: 20X6! {jumps up into the air and turns gold, the Stinkoman 20X6 Theme Song plays as credits roll}
Conchris Emails Presented by: Somebody Directed by: Strong Bad Deleted Several times by: Sticklyman Dumbest Guy of the year: Strong Sad Created by: Lem Sportsinterviews...I mean, Conchris
{Fade to black, The paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- The Credits are a play on the credits usually shown at the end of a cartoon or movie.
