Con email.wue/29

Overview

Page Title: I want pudding!

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Shadowy Figure (Sirhcnoc), Cruroar, Homestar Runner, Stinkoman, The Homestar Runner, 1-Up, The Ugly One, Narrator Strong Bad, Jaro(s), Pudding bots, Shovels?

Not including the lines from choices: 85 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS MAN!

Including the lines from Conchris' Idea: 108 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS AND NOT INCLUDING PRE TAGS MAN!

Chapter 1 - MU HA HA HA HA HA!

CONCHRIS: I'm not doing an email today....because...I'll do something unrelated to throwing eggs at some place I know...{runs off}

{The Shadowy Figure comes in}

SHADOWY FIGURE: MU HA HA HA HA! I will take over this computer and time will be wrecked somehow...

{Cruroar comes in}

CRUROAR: Oh no you don't!

SHADOWY FIGURE: Oh yes I do!

{Homestar Runner comes in}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh no you don't! {brief silence} What?

SHADOWY FIGURE: I'll push it anyways.

{The Shadowy Figure pushes a button somehow and The Homestar Runner and Stinkoman appears}

SHADOWY FIGURE: Now to delete this...

time_travel.exe deleted...

SHADOWY FIGURE: MU HA HA HA HA!

STINKOMAN: You laugh like that other Shadowy Figure.

SHADOWY FIGURE: Shut up! Punch! {punches Stinkoman}

{The room goes dark, Stinkoman is still the one bright}

STINKOMAN: ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLLLEEEEEENNNNNNGGGEEEE?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh dear! I might not see this! {walks off}

STINKOMAN: DOOOOUUUUBBBLLLLEEEE DEEEEEEUUUUUUCCCCEEEE!

SHADOWY FIGURE: Kick. {kicks Stinkoman, Stinkoman lands on the ground with a thud}

STINKOMAN: You've beaten me in a challenge. But that's not gonna stop MEEEEEEEEEEE!

SHADOWY FIGURE: It's time I made my leave...

STINKOMAN: GET BACK HERE!

{The Shadowy Figure disappears in a poof}

{Conchris comes back in}

CONCHRIS: That felt so much better...HEY WAIT! What the crap is going on here?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm The Homestar Runner. What's your marker?

STINKOMAN: I go by Stinkoman! That's a name for fighters if there ever is one!

CONCHRIS: Conchris. How did you get here?

CRUROAR: Some Shadowy Dude pressed the 'take two popular characters from 1936 and 20X6 and place them at current location' button. Phew, that name was long.

CONCHRIS: And what else?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: He deleted your Time thingy...

CONCHRIS: WHAT?! This does not look good for this email.

{fade to black, a Stinkoman 20X6-esque Level screen shows with the words 'Try Chapter 2.0!'}

CONCHRIS: {off-screen} HEY!

Chapter 2 - Who's the Shadowy Figure?

{cut to Parts Unknown, Conchris and the gang are walking along}

CONCHRIS: Anyway, who is the Shadowy Figure?

STINKOMAN: I don't know...

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?

CONCHRIS: Hey look!

STINKOMAN: It's 1-Up!

{the camera pans through the clearing, revealing 1-Up with his back turned}

STINKOMAN: 1-Up?

1-UP: You never got me pudding...

CONCHRIS: {weirded out} What?

{They get transported to Teen Girl Squad Paper}

CONCHRIS: This is worse than that virus email...

{The Ugly One comes in}

THE UGLY ONE: Who are you?

CONCHRIS: Erm...What?

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: WHATTED'D!

THE UGLY ONE: OW! MY PAUSEMENT!

CONCHRIS: This is crazy...

STINKOMAN: I know that.

1-UP: Shut up...

CONCHRIS: Since when did YOU become so mean?

1-UP: Since the day I got pudding smashed into my face...

CONCHRIS: Erm...

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: HOMESTAR'D!

CONCHRIS: Wha?! I look like a...Whatever Homestar is...

STINKOMAN: Cool! That means I can punch you! {punches Conchris}

CONCHRIS: OW! Wait...NO HANDS?! OH NO WHAT DO I DO?!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: NORMAL'D!

CONCHRIS: I'm a Human again! YAY!

{The background shifts from the TGS Paper to the Shadowy Figure's castle}

CONCHRIS: What the? How did we get here so fast?

STINKOMAN: Hey look! It's the Shadowy Figure!

SHADOWY FIGURE: It seems like you came...

CONCHRIS: Who are you?!

SHADOWY FIGURE: I am you...Your evil self...SIRHCNOC!

CONCHRIS: Great...

SHADOWY FIGURE: Now...FIGHT!

{Jaros, Pudding bots and Shovels appear}

CONCHRIS: Fine. Let's fight them!

STINKOMAN: Yeah!

1-UP: Horray for Pudding!

CONCHRIS: Let's go fight!

{A Stinkoman 20X6-esque level main screen appears with the words 'Try Level 10.3!'}

{Conchris charges against the shovel and kicks it, Conchris then picks up the Shovel and starts hitting over shovels.}

{1-Up, holding a spoon, eats the pudding bots with his spoon, causing them to turn off.}

{Stinkoman punches the Jaros to bits}

CONCHRIS: The Shadowy Figure is escaping!

STINKOMAN: How about if we have an idea. We can use my Stinkowing.

1-UP: Maybe we could fire the Pud-a-pult at the ship.

CONCHRIS: Maybe we can use my computer to hack the controls.

Chapter 2 ^1/2

CONCHRIS: Those ideas won't work. How about we do mines? CONCHRIS: Wait!

{Stinkoman and 1-Up screech to a halt}

{Conchris is on his Lappo 600}

CONCHRIS: I got the connection, now all I need is too... {cut to the Lappo 600's screen, it says:

Username:Sirhcnoc
Pass:******************

}

CONCHRIS: GOT IT!

{Cut to inside the ship}

SHIP: ALERT! ALERT! IT HAS BEEN HACKED! SHUTTING DOWN YOUR CONTROLS...

SIRHCNOC: WHAT?! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

{cut to outside, his cries are heard until he crashes}

{cut to the Field, Cruroar and Homestar Runner are there}

CRUROAR: Meh!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Did you hear that? Nothing!

{Cut back to the fort}

CONCHRIS: Looks like you have to go.

STINKOMAN: Anyway, nice being a challenge partner with you! {he disappears including 1-Up}

CONCHRIS: Goodbye.

{The Homestar Runner appears}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well folks, you know what that means...now I'll...{he dissappears}

CONCHRIS: Glad that's over with.

CRUROAR: Yeah!

CONCHRIS: 20X6! {jumps up into the air and turns gold, the Stinkoman 20X6 Theme Song plays as credits roll}

Conchris Emails
Presented by:
Somebody
Directed by:
Strong Bad
Deleted Several times by:
Sticklyman
Dumbest Guy of the year:
Strong Sad
Created by:
Lem Sportsinterviews...I mean, Conchris

{Fade to black, The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• The Credits are a play on the credits usually shown at the end of a cartoon or movie.