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Con email.wue/28
Overview
'Insert good summary here'
Cast in order of appearance: Conril, Conchris, Homestar, Cruroar, Zombies of 1936 Characters
Transcript
CONRIL: DaaaaaHey Tom! I just got an email!
Dear Conchris,
H*R 700
Come to the graveyard tonight.
It's time we talk in person.
I am going to teach you the rules of the dead.
CONRIL: Weeeeell! They don't call you captain ghosty for nothing! I will be over in 20 years.
{Conchris comes in}
CONCHRIS: WHAT THE CRAP?! Why are you answering my email? DELETED!
DELETED!!!
{Homestar walks in}
HOMESTAR: If you delete that, then I'm daring you to go there!
CONCHRIS: WHAT?!
HOMESTAR: You heard me! Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy. Do you? Stupid?
CONCHRIS: Fine...
{Cut to the graveyard}
CONCHRIS: This is stupid...
{Zombies of the 1936 characters come on-screen}
CONCHRIS: AHH! RUN!
{Conchris and Cruroar start running, it zooms out}
{Conchris and Cruroar go off-screen, close up of The Homestar Runner Zombie}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER ZOMBIE: Well folks, you know what that means....Now I'll do a dance! {breaks into a dance}
{Cut to the Punkin patch}
CONCHRIS: Yeesh, wait...Why are we here anyway?
CRUROAR: Forget it, let's go...before we go, let's take a punkin [sic].
{cut to the kitchen}
CONCHRIS: Here we go! Punkin [sic] pie!
{The paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- I dunno. The idea was H*R 700's idea mixed together with Dennis Dunjinman's idea. I made the 1936 Character Zombies idea myself, I think.
Easter Egg
- Wait a while and then Conchris will say something
Easter Egg Transcript
CONCHRIS: No easter eggs for tooonnniiigghhht!
Commentary
H*R 700: Howdy ya'll! Sorry. Anyway, welcome to commentary for Conril graveyard! I sent this email not long ago. I also thought up some of the story line too.
CONCHRIS: Yeah. I decided Conril, the Homsar equvilant of Conchris, to answer this email, Conchris is dared to go to the graveyard.
STRONG SADER: This is my second favorate email by the way.
CONCHRIS: {copying Conril} Weeeeeell! They don't call you captain ghosty for nothing! I'll be over in 20 years!
STRONG SADER: Definitely a Homsar quote.
CONCHRIS: Anyway, look at all those 1936 Character Zombies.
H*R 700: Umm I don't really like your grammer here conchris, "Lets take a punkin?"
CONCHRIS: I forgot the [sic] there. It's a funny spelling. You know That a Ghost?
STRONG SADER: I think it would be funny if you had Sickly Sam say "I buried myself alive and I liked it so much I stayed."
H*R 700: Yeah, I guess it was a funny spelling.
CONCHRIS: That's funny. If only if I had thought of that. And then it's kind of strange for Cooksar not being in the kitchen, that's where I blame myself for laziness and that's that. Join us next time somewhere...some place.
