Con email.wue/28

Overview

'Insert good summary here'

Cast in order of appearance: Conril, Conchris, Homestar, Cruroar, Zombies of 1936 Characters

Transcript

CONRIL: DaaaaaHey Tom! I just got an email!

Dear Conchris,
Come to the graveyard tonight.
It's time we talk in person.
I am going to teach you the rules of the dead.

H*R 700

CONRIL: Weeeeell! They don't call you captain ghosty for nothing! I will be over in 20 years.

{Conchris comes in}

CONCHRIS: WHAT THE CRAP?! Why are you answering my email? DELETED!

DELETED!!!

{Homestar walks in}

HOMESTAR: If you delete that, then I'm daring you to go there!

CONCHRIS: WHAT?!

HOMESTAR: You heard me! Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy. Do you? Stupid?

CONCHRIS: Fine...

{Cut to the graveyard}

CONCHRIS: This is stupid...

{Zombies of the 1936 characters come on-screen}

CONCHRIS: AHH! RUN!

{Conchris and Cruroar start running, it zooms out}

{Conchris and Cruroar go off-screen, close up of The Homestar Runner Zombie}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER ZOMBIE: Well folks, you know what that means....Now I'll do a dance! {breaks into a dance}

{Cut to the Punkin patch}

CONCHRIS: Yeesh, wait...Why are we here anyway?

CRUROAR: Forget it, let's go...before we go, let's take a punkin [sic].

{cut to the kitchen}

CONCHRIS: Here we go! Punkin [sic] pie!

{The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• I dunno. The idea was H*R 700's idea mixed together with Dennis Dunjinman's idea. I made the 1936 Character Zombies idea myself, I think.

Easter Egg

• Wait a while and then Conchris will say something

Easter Egg Transcript

CONCHRIS: No easter eggs for tooonnniiigghhht!

Commentary

H*R 700: Howdy ya'll! Sorry. Anyway, welcome to commentary for Conril graveyard! I sent this email not long ago. I also thought up some of the story line too.

CONCHRIS: Yeah. I decided Conril, the Homsar equvilant of Conchris, to answer this email, Conchris is dared to go to the graveyard.

STRONG SADER: This is my second favorate email by the way.

CONCHRIS: {copying Conril} Weeeeeell! They don't call you captain ghosty for nothing! I'll be over in 20 years!

STRONG SADER: Definitely a Homsar quote.

CONCHRIS: Anyway, look at all those 1936 Character Zombies.

H*R 700: Umm I don't really like your grammer here conchris, "Lets take a punkin?"

CONCHRIS: I forgot the [sic] there. It's a funny spelling. You know That a Ghost?

STRONG SADER: I think it would be funny if you had Sickly Sam say "I buried myself alive and I liked it so much I stayed."

H*R 700: Yeah, I guess it was a funny spelling.

CONCHRIS: That's funny. If only if I had thought of that. And then it's kind of strange for Cooksar not being in the kitchen, that's where I blame myself for laziness and that's that. Join us next time somewhere...some place.