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BHZ SSXMail 18. Zelda
Created On October 18, 2004
Cast (In order of apperance): Super Sonic X
Locations: SSX's email room.

SSX discusses some of his worse game ideas.

LIGHTNING GUY: Well, at least we won't have to hear any of his worst.

Transcript

SUPER SONIC X: Insert email jingle here.

MR. CLOUD: So creative.

SSXMail.exe

a>Dear SupperSonic

MR. CLOUD: I think you got the wrong guy...

Due to your last email, you sound like A preety good gamer!

LIGHTNING GUY: And you sound like a preety annoying person.

If you could make an entire Zelda game and relase it to video game stores everywhere, What would it be,

MR. CLOUD: Don't leave us hanging here.

Newbie Of Da pack,

Um... Newbie

SUPER SONIC X: Well, NODP, I have been waiting to release this for years. Of course, Nintendo always threw out my letters,

LIGHTNING GUY: How do you know this?

MR. CLOUD: The creep spends his nights

NOXIGAR: Or it's an obvious assumption to make. If the letters don't get a reply, generally they're just thrown out.

stalking those poor men.

such as this one...

NINTENDO.

I MAKE GOOD GAME IDEA.  YOU PUT IT ON CUBEGAME.  IT ZELDA: GANON ADVENTURE

I LIKE

MAKE IT NOW

I NOW HERE YOU LIVE

I HAD A GUN

I SHOT U IF U DONT MAKE GAME.
PLEASE?

MY IDEA GOOOOD!!!!!!!111

YOU LIKE IDEA MAKE GAME


FROM ME

MR. CLOUD: This may be some of SSX's best work

NOXIGAR: No

yet.

SUPER SONIC X: Okay.... Maybe not that one.

But, there were good ones....

I mAkE GoOd MeSsAgEs AnD GaMe.

SsX

SUPER SONIC X: Ok, so I lied. None of this is real. None.

LIGHTNING GUY: Ha ha, of course they aren't.

You've got mail!

a>Open.sesame

Dear SSX,

Message text read read blah. You're still reading this? Ok. Here's a tip. BUY THE FAMILY GUY DVDS! Ok, so it wasn't a tip. Still, get them. They're good.

SUPER SONIC X: Hey, buddy, I can't read

LIGHTNING GUY: That explains so much.

that.

What's happening? Can't read this!...................Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Can't Read This! Did you buy the Family Guy DVDs yet? See? THey ARE good!

{The Compy explodes.}

MR. CLOUD: The action never stops!
LIGHTNING GUY: Dang it, Cloud! How do you manage to use that phrase wrong?

SUPER SONIC X: Hmmm... Where have I seen this before? Hmmmm... No......Yeah! No....is it that? Nah. Hmmm....Can't be. I really should be worrying about the fact that I now have no computer, and that I'm talking to myself. Wait, do I have any money for a new one? Hmmm... Nah, that's Lois's Rainy Day Money. But, I really need that valcano insurance...I mean computer. Wait... Mail costs money. Mailmen get money. They get money from jobs. A job is one of the best ways to get money. Most mailmen are rich. {pause} I've got it! I'll hack the local mailman's acoount, and get the money for a computer! Wait. Dang. I need a COMPUTER for that. Wait! I just got an even crazier idea! The mailman is not only rich, but he's a moron....

LIGHTNING GUY: Communication: Build Bridges, Not Walls of text.

NOXIGAR: He says, adding to it.

{Some time later...}

MAILMAN: So, you're saying if you get a mail a day, you get 50 dollars with each mail?

SUPER SONIC X: That's right!

MR. CLOUD: I wouldn't suggest screwing with this guy. When you control the mail, you control information.

{SSX takes a paper,

LIGHTNING GUY: Hey, that was my love letter! I mean, phone bill!

writes on it, and sticks it at the top of the screen.}

PAPER: To send SSX a mail, PM him, and it will magically appear at his local post office!