RiffText/Remolays crap/Sombaf

Don't look now, it'sSOMBAF EMAILS

REMOLAY: Did he really think this would make this look better?
REMADIN: Probably.

wait... who the crap is Sombaf?

REMADIN: Exactly what everyone else would like to know.
REMOLAY: No seriously, he's kind of... Look you ever met the guy? He's in a cage in the Mind Dungeon right now, and the writer won't let me touch him. He's kind of a douche.

Characters

Sombaf -- A Roundish figure with no visible eyes. The only character with a visible nose,

REMADIN: What cruel god looks over this world!
REMOLAY: Well Valkyre is known for her sense of humour

besides nose and mouth no visible facial features and no visible legs. Yeah, he floats around everywhere.

REMADIN: And it undoubtedly looks real awkward.

Strong Bad -- Man of other email show, Can never seem to remember who Sombaf is.

REMOLAY: And so would all of us if it didn't haunt us while we slept {a sound of unlocking happens} What in hell was that?

Everyone else

REMADIN: Why have a character sheet if you're only going to do those two.
REMOLAY: Who cares about everyone else?

-- the other characters of homestar runner, just the same remarkable as ever

Computers

Campy ZZ6 -- Compy's most gold computer without good graphics.

REMADIN: Not sure that actually makes sense.
REMOLAY: Maybe it's actually made of gold. Let's steal it!

Best for text based adventures and E-Mail. (1-?)

Scroll buttons song

Sombaf:

REMADIN: Clearly he hadn't figured out how to format these yet

Oh no Scroll buttons, I got no scroll buttons yet, email me pleasssssSSSEEEEEEE!

REMADIN: And how would you sing that?
REMOLAY: In a soundproof room where no one else could hear you, idealy

Emails

3. Eyes

REMADIN: Oh god is he using comic sans?

REMOLAY: You can actually read that? that's hard on the eyes!
REMADIN: Actually that's the na-

REMOLAY: I know.

2. Bullying
1. What to do

send email

Click Here to Email Sombaf

REMOLAY: He won't answer because he's in that ca-

REMADIN: He's been right behind us since we started complaining about the blockquote
SOMBAF: Hey guys, guess who's going to be i-

{Remolay turns around and punched sombaf in the nose}