RiffText/AruseusEmails/boredom

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Mac, Strong Bad, Homestar

Places: Computer Room, The Field

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: July 8th, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Checkin' an email...on a new computer...why am I talking like this... {clicks the email icon}

NAMINE: Am I supposed to know why so I can respond?

subject:boredom

Dear Aruseus,
I'm bored. What is something I can do to cure
my boredom?
Pete Windsor, I'm-not-telling-where-I-live-stalkers City, USA

{Aruseus says I'm-not-telling-where-I-live-stalkers City as "Really Long Name City"}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Petey, there are lots of things that you can do when your bored. {clears screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} One example is if your best friend has a giant frisbee thing on his back, throw it!

MAC: {offscreen} I remember that!

ARUSEUS: Shut up! {throws a pie at Mac}

MAC: Ow...YAY PIE!

NAMINE: I actually still don't understand what it is with Arceus and pie. I really just don't.

ARUSEUS: {typing} Another way is if you have some kinda game, you could just play that till your bored again!

{Cut to Aruseus' Room, Aruseus is playing a Wii, his eyes bloodshot, foaming at the mouth}

NAMINE: How exactly do you do this outside of Super Smash Brothers Brawl? I don't even get bloodshot eyes from any other game on that system.

ARUSEUS: Must...reach...3000...skill points...

{Strong Bad walks in}

STRONG BAD: Aruseus! Get some rest!

NAMINE: "I don't even understand why you like that console so much! The XBox 360 and the PS3 both have many more games, as well as appeal to hardcore gamers like you!"

{Cut back to E-Mach}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Another way is if you have some kinda...wait! I just said that! What I mean is another way is to get an email show and check an email! It's as simple as that.

{Aruseus types "send"}

Email Sent.

ARUSEUS: Man this email was short...I gotta find something that will make this longer! {walks out}

NAMINE: Yeah, you really could've tacked on the new computer episode to this one and called it a day.

{Cut to the Field, Homestar is there with several jars labled "breu"}

HOMESTAR: Say, tall man, Say, tall man, Say, tall man, tall man, tall man-

ARUSEUS: WHAT!?

HOMESTAR: Would you like some... {whispers} witches brew...?

ARUSEUS: No. Nah. Nada. Nyerr. Negatory.

HOMESTAR: Woah, man. You lost me at "no."

ARUSEUS: I said no!

HOMESTAR: Ok. But this'll be the best 10 clucks you've ever spent.

ARUSEUS: All right! I'll buy your freakin' brew!

NAMINE: How exactly did Homestar persuade you?

{Aruseus hands Homestar ten bucks and snatches the brew. He drinks it and starts hiccuping}

ARUSEUS: Worst, HICCUP!

{Aruseus clears his throat}

ARUSEUS: Worst ten bucks I ever, HICCUP!

HOMESTAR: What?

ARUSEUS: You get the point. HICCUP!

{The Paper comes down}

ARUSEUS: HICCUP!

NAMINE: And this is a colossal waste of HICCUP!

Fun Facts

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