RiffText/AruseusEmails/mostemails

Cast (in order of appearence): Alpha Stan, Aruseus, Tom

Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room

Date: May 17, 2007

Computer: A-tech 950

Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room, Aruseus is not there}

NAMINE: That probably means this episode will be short.

Aruseus? Ah crap. He's probably dozed off...

{Cut to the TLA Living Room, Aruseus is on the couch, snoozing}

ARUSEUS: Mutter...Pokemon...Battle Revo...lution...

NAMINE: Another Strong Bad joke completely misused.

{Namine blinks}

NAMINE: This was funny in 2007?

{Tom runs in, almost running past, but skids to a stop}

TOM: Aruseus, wake up! It's your 37th email!

NAMINE: ...in a row?

ARUSEUS: {still drowsy} No...I don't wanna turn 37...not yet...

TOM: I said email. Not birthday. Oh, and your 18th birthday is the 15th of November, man.

NAMINE: HINT OF REAL LIFE

NOXIGAR: You know, I'm as guilty of it as he is from time to time.

NAMINE: NOT EVEN CLOSE TO AS MUCH AS ARUSEUS EMAILS. NOT EVEN CLOSE

ARUSEUS: Mutter...leave me alone, maybe when I'm older...I'm just a kid...

TOM: Kid!? You're freakin' 17! SEVENTEEN!

NAMINE: {singing} Just like a war wing dove, sings a sad song just keeps on singin'

You could probably drive, but don't...to...save lives...

ARUSEUS: Meh...not now...

TOM: Whatever. {leaves} You don't want to be the email show with the most emails?

{Aruseus quickly wakes up}

ARUSEUS: EMAIL TIME!

NAMINE: I WANNA BE THE GUY

Click here to email Aruseus.

Fun Facts

• Aruseus referecnces

NAMINE: references

1-Up's line, "I'm just a kid! Maybe when I'm older..."

• Pokemon Battle Revolution is a game for the Wii.

NAMINE: It's also not good. Its replay value is nonexistent, and you virtually need a Gen IV game in order to make it worthwhile to play. Hooray, I better hope I can afford a Wii, Wii Motion Plus controllers, a DS, Pokemon Pearl, and Nintendo Wifi connectivity all in one bundle of still mediocre

• Aruseus' birthday references the day I uploaded the second Aruseus picture file, the non-flash one.

NAMINE: Meh. It's still a real life nod, even if indirect.