RiffText/MFT3K/Forsythe And Friends/FAFEpisodeOne

{The episode starts with a black screen, and we hear two voices.}

BLUEBRY: i always hear two voices

NOXIGAR: I always hear thousands of voices. Often telling me different instructions related to what's going on.

VOICE #1: Come on

CHWOKA: eileen

Forsythe! What 'ya doin'? Get the stupid cap off the freakin' camera!

SKUB: "Otherwise how're we gonna show all those hot bitches how we roll in the mothafuckin' suburbs???"

NOXIGAR: It's drivin' me out of my mind.

NOXIGAR: That's why it's hard for me to find

NOXIGAR: This riff's attempt at humor successful.

VOICE #2: I'm doing it Jake! I'm doing it!

CHWOKA: I can FLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

NOXIGAR: Nice try, Peter Pan.

NOXIGAR: Wait, I keep dreaming myself as Captain Hook.

NOXIGAR: FFFFFFFF-

So shut up about that!

{The cap comes off, and we see Jake and Forsythe looking into the camera.}

SKUB: Welcome to the House of Screams.
CHWOKA: Wait, if Forsythe had to take the cap off, shouldn't he be filming this?

NOXIGAR: You'll fall in love and be screamin' "DEMON"

JAKE: OH HI! The show is ready! Yay!

CHWOKA: Considering his age is "unknown," I have no idea how angry I should be right now.

{Jake takes his shirt off and starts flexing.}

BLUEBRY: guys seriously is it hot in here because im sweating
SKUB: God no, I'm feeling it too.

NOXIGAR: I don't know about you guys I'm freezing I should turn up the heat after I'm done with this rubbish.

JAKE: Do I make you squee in delight?

SKUB: I'm going to— to pretend that he meant to type "squeegee" so they could at least pass that off as being a word that normal people use
CHWOKA: Considering his age is "unknown," I have no idea how uncomfortable I should be right now.

NOXIGAR: Considering his humor modus is unknown, I have no idea how comfortable I should be right now.

FORSYTHE: Showoff.

CHWOKA: Hey, isn't the show called Forsythe and Friends? Because right now, it looks a lot more like Forsythe and... non-hostile acquaintance.

NOXIGAR: Non-hostile acquaintance does have a ring to it.

JAKE: My body is too much for you~

SKUB: This is a robot hedgehog. This is supposed to be sexy.
BLUEBRY: it is

NOXIGAR: HA ! HA ! HA ! HA !

FORSYTHE: STOP SHOWING OFF JAKE!

BLUEBRY: hey i need to go to the bathroom {exit Bluebry}

NOXIGAR: Good riddance

{Jake stops flexing.}

JAKE: I bet I have many fangirls now!

SKUB: Well Bluebry's not a girl but
CHWOKA: "I have the many girlfriends of me!"

FORSYTHE: Let's just end the episode.

CHWOKA: so why is the show named after this guy
NACHOMAN: no don't you understand, it's the main character's job to be the bland one, like in zarel emails or 1-up emails or x is the new y

NOXIGAR: except Zarel isn't bland
NOXIGAR: Although finally they manage to say that 1-Up Emails and X is the New Y are terrible, even if for entirely imprecise reasons.

{The screen fades to black.}

BLUEBRY: {reenters} hey was that it

FUN FACTS

• The show was originally written in 2007, then rewritten in 2009.

CHWOKA: This had to be rewritten? This is a second draft? And still, the author does not pick up that maybe something should happen?

NOXIGAR: It's a pilot
NOXIGAR: Although that doesn't excuse 'em

Believe me, the script for this episode was WAY crappier then the current script.

• This episode is also the shortest episode.

CHWOKA: considering the fact that the other episodes have a wordcount of 0,

NOXIGAR: I don't have to riff you guys anymore!
NOXIGAR: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

The old scripts for the show's other episodes are longer then this episode.

• I like saying episode. :3

SKUB: You can't spell "this is the only episode that she made" without "piiissss".
CHWOKA: :33